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mephostophilis · 6 hours
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out and about (she/him)
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mephostophilis · 7 hours
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i love you tomb raider 2 promotional art save me tomb raider 2 promotional art
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mephostophilis · 2 days
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great sensual playlist spotify!
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mephostophilis · 3 days
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finished playing the tomb raider 2 remaster... this diva
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mephostophilis · 3 days
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2k for pingus posting
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mephostophilis · 4 days
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peter sisseck IS Pingus
so i saw this tweet earlier
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you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid
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mephostophilis · 4 days
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hey girl you wanna see my grandiose Pingus
so i saw this tweet earlier
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you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid
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mephostophilis · 4 days
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so i saw this tweet earlier
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you too can have a pingus for the low low price of One Thousand Five Hundred pounds quid
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mephostophilis · 4 days
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If I’m out / don’t have access to a charger and my phone dips below 25% I have to treat it like five nights at freddy I need to conserve this shif or im getting shoved into a murder fursuit
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mephostophilis · 5 days
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finished playing the tomb raider 2 remaster... this diva
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mephostophilis · 6 days
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yeah
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mephostophilis · 6 days
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Your straight male friends after two beers: "Hgey man can I smell your hair"
Your friend with the haunted shamisen: [plucks a baleful chord of ill portent]
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mephostophilis · 7 days
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lmao 😂😭
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mephostophilis · 7 days
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omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all
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mephostophilis · 7 days
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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?
my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire
my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍
captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!
my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss
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mephostophilis · 7 days
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i know you guys are all super into reclaiming slurs and stuff, but you can’t just go around calling random people faggots.
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mephostophilis · 8 days
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ate a whole sweet pepper instead
got too high to play the scary level of tomb raider 2 :(
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