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can I come over and dodge roll into all your breakable furniture
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scientists have discovered an organism which they believe to have the lowest brain power of anything else previously discovered, and they're calling it the customer
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Single Mages are dying to meet you!
#dying to eat you out (of house and home)#fr thought the saying was ‘home and hearth’ but then I looked up if I spelled hearth right and found out that’s just a dutchism#house and home sounds bad wrong lame though
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i'm literally cuddlebait. i'm internationally recognized as a snuggle risk. they've got me on the registry of snoozers with two charges of soft and reasonable suspicions of smells good
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The friends that are chronically 30 minutes late are so important to have because they teach u patience and the meaning of loving someone so much u let ur anger go. I have not mastered either yet but I’m sure it’s coming
#one time my friend had me so angry I left work fully intending to sign up for the gym on my block so I could go haywire on the boxing balls#she wasn’t just late. she wasn’t even planning to show up but did keep me on the line acting like she would#so like instead of me being able to ask someone else to go I had to keep messaging her what her status was and is she still coming#I still haven’t let that go btw but it did teach me the meaning of loving someone more than I would like to knock their lights out#thankfully my other friend calmed me down and I didn’t get stuck with an impulse buy gym membership
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#they’re literally build for the environment they’re in. this is the case for nearly all video game characters#and like if interacting with the environment is then unconstrained by video game limitations?? im breezing through this#selected good instead of great though because I don’t want to do all that but I would be able to easy if I had their body
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hot artists don't gatekeep
I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard
Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.
Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.
Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.
Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.
SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.
SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.
Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.
Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.
Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.
Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.
Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.
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Considering becoming a carabiner dyke at age 33 but realizing I am too invested in flowy dresses as a concept for that to make any sense
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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"
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nederlandse cultuur: "groen!" roepen naar het stoplicht als of je in het bubliek van een lingo aflevering zit en de deelnemers zijn in de ballenbak aan het grabbelen
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It’s shit being a superhero when you know that the multiverse exists. You spend all day saving people, you’re tired, you want to go to bed, and right before you fall asleep someone says “The High Evolutionary is going to turn everyone on earth into a werewolf!” and every bone in your body says “Fucking. Maybe we can be the werewolf dimension. The Universe Where Everyone Is A Werewolf. There are infinite dimensions where everyone isn’t a werewolf. It could be fine. It could be good even.”
And you fight the High Evolutionary and you win and your world isn’t the Werewolf Dimension. But the thought was there. God the thought was there
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reading poetry forces you to ask wrenching, necessary, impossible questions, like "is the author stupid? or am I?"
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