he Avengers. That's what we call ourselves; we're sort of like a team. 'Earth's Mightiest Heroes' type thing".
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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“Apologize to your body. Maybe that is where the healing begins.”
— Nayyirah Waheed
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Iron Man 2 (2010) directed by Jon Favreau
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Peter, counting his push-ups: 22, 23, 50, 70-
Tony: what multiplication table is this. Why are we jumping around?
Peter: wouldn't you like to know, weather boy.
Tony: what did you just call me.
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Tony: I'm buying you a Rolex
Peter: What, why! That's way too excessive
Tony: You need a proper watch
Peter: I have a proper watch *shows off children's Spider-Man watch*
Tony: That is not a watch, that's an embarrassment
Peter: Just wait till you see this—*presses button so it flashes coloured lights* bet your dumb Rolex can't do that
Tony: It can't, and if it did I'd return it
Peter: Sounds like you've never been kidnapped in the dark with nothing but this bad boy to try and pick the lock with. And those suckers said it was too worthless to take, pft
Tony: ...Why do you create more problems for me every time we have a conversation?
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yet when i say it nobody believes me!
My daily coffee intake is perfectly healthy, thank you very much.
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He's literally going to pass out and remember nothing of this. Despite insomiaic he really needed it. It wasn't till alter when he smelt food and was more awake did he poke his head in the kitchen. "Food" he says happily.
He stares at his coffee cup, which has suppose to be coffee. However he is pretty sure that someone put milk in it. He blinked sleeply and open his mouth before shutting it.
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To be fair, he's that tired. And a little bit dizy. Poor guy did take his iron pills which he thought was kind of funny, but he was sturggling. " Thank you, I swear... everything is just" he makes a dizzy motion. with his hands, with sound effects.
He stares at his coffee cup, which has suppose to be coffee. However he is pretty sure that someone put milk in it. He blinked sleeply and open his mouth before shutting it.
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Oh god.. I'm sorry underoos, Dad's can be the worse! If you ever need someone in your corner I'm here
Getting back into photography gang! Boutta take some of the best pictures ever for newspapers and stuff! Okay, not newspapers since I don’t have a job right now, but… yeah!
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Defintelly going to past out. ' Thank you Aranether" He said with tired look. "This is weird to ask.. but can you.. point me.. to my room I .." he linked again
He stares at his coffee cup, which has suppose to be coffee. However he is pretty sure that someone put milk in it. He blinked sleeply and open his mouth before shutting it.
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I should be concern for that statement, but wouldn't be suprised, That's more dads than me at least! Underoos, we been through this.. or I been through this.. Mr. Stark makes me feel like I aged like.. Rogers.. that''s a very scary thought tbh
Getting back into photography gang! Boutta take some of the best pictures ever for newspapers and stuff! Okay, not newspapers since I don’t have a job right now, but… yeah!
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" Oh.. that's that's good idea, what is your name" He was horrible with names. But he still made a effor. No matter how long he knew person. Through his tired mind couldn't think of nickname at that moment.
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Proud of you underoos!
Getting back into photography gang! Boutta take some of the best pictures ever for newspapers and stuff! Okay, not newspapers since I don’t have a job right now, but… yeah!
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I'm not sleep deprivied, I'm sleepy.. guy?
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"I'm alive ish" He umbles frown on his face. "Thank... you" He tilts his head and blinks, his eyes go unfocus. ' I'm going to hiberate now" He's just going to sleep literally standing up.
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