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OH MY GOD I REMEMBERED IT.

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scarredbyxhellfire:

      “That’s a skill you should learn.”

             “ Eh, I usually pay people for that. ”

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scarredbyxhellfire:

      “Well, I also helped stop the        Apocalypse so…there’s that.”

             “ Guess it’s good to know you can clean up your own damn messes. ”

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scarredbyxhellfire:

      “ – How’d you know about that?”

             “ Let’s just say, Lady Death and I are tight - and there’s lots of word about that in the afterlife. ”

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takeabiteoutofyou:

“As long as you pay for it, because that was an expensive frame. Is that cheese on it?”

             “ The can of cheez-whiz just exploded on its own, I swear! ”

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scarredbyxhellfire:

      “Okay, when was the last time I did        something on the same level of        stupidity that you do things?”

             “ Does the word Apocalypse ring a bell? ”

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scarredbyxhellfire:

      “The second you do something        not worth judging, I’ll stop.”

             “ And who exactly are you to judge, Winchester? ”

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scarredbyxhellfire:

      “ —- “

             “ Hey. I see you judging me. Quit that shit. ”

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She wants to dance like uma thurman

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             “ That? Nah, wasn’t me. Stop lookin’ at me like that. ”

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SARCASM: a sentence pack

"That went well."

"I hope you're happy now."

"Brilliant."

"Do you ever use your brain, or do you just think those five pounds are a built in workout for your neck muscles?"

"Remind me why I should care."

"Oh, gosh, you've insulted me! What ever shall I do? I'll be mentally and emotionally scared for years!"

"This is your bright idea?"

"Wow, you are just so incredibly funny."

"You keep on telling yourself that, sweetheart."

"Whose idea of a fun time is this?"

"Careful, keep having that much fun and it might actually start being good for your health."

"Yes, because your well-being is definitely my number one concern."

"I'll lose sleep over that. Definitely."

"Oh, no. Whatever shall we do? It's dark and we live in the 21st century!"

"Yeah, sure thing."

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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text. Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text. Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text. Send “#” for a RANDOM text. Send “@” for a SCARED text. Send “&” for a LOVING text. Send “%” for a CURIOUS text. Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text. Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text.

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i know its sunday but idk when ima get back to speed on this blog. might do it later when i get home from going to the comic store alone so

yeah. if i dont get to much today i apologize.

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low key wish I was one of those blogs that ppl get excited when u follow them

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But you, you’re special to me. When I’m with you I feel something is just right. I believe in you. I like you. I don’t want to let you go.

Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via sullenalpha)

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40 #GrowingUpShy memes - Click here to see the rest!

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Uhm, me? I am fine with mine, why?