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Sometimes I get really embarrassed when looking up interior stuff for my house.. it takes me back to a relationship I had in middle/highschool where I was dragged back and forth between this girl named A and my boyfriend. I remember I would stalk her tumblr and pages and kept asking myself “why..?” I never got the reply BUT my cringey ass would try and share and post and develops the same aesthetic as her to try and keep him entertained. I was only hurting myself and looking this stuff up with my husband now it makes us chuckle 🥺😩 I hate the people who hurt me so deeply but I am healing. I’m so thankful I’m no longer in competition with just anyone who waltzes in ♥️♥️♥️😮‍💨

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Bob the builder threatens me with police with no evidence, gets cops called on him instead.

My neighbour is having work done, and on Friday my wife heard him on the phone trying to tell the cops on us because of the ‘smell of cannabis’ of course there’s no evidence that I’ve got any cannabis, so today when he came back I checked his vans registration and license and behold no tax or insurance. I took my evidence to the police instead. I was smoking weed to be fair but how dare someone being paid to plaster a neighbour house and with dirty hands themselves make allegations they can’t back up.

Source: reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge

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Depression feels like being tired of a long days work even though you’ve been home doing nothing.

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Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the most terrifying experiences you can have while eating.

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My manager broke my headphones, told me to sue him, so i did

I worked at a fast food restaurant, and at the time this happened I had been working here for a year and a half. Bit of context, I was 17 at the time and have anxiety. It can vary in severity on a daily basis, but I sometimes have really bad sensory overload. I bought myself a pair of noise cancelling Bluetooth headphones, so I can block out all noise. These cost me £220, a major investment for me as I was only a part timer and made about £160-£300 a month depending how many shifts I worked.

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I work myself like a dog to get to where I want and all you do is bitch and moan into getting what you want

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Things are adding up and not in the ways I like. The lipstick on your dice, the faint hickeys on your neck, the way you only really lay and hang with me to have sex.

I just want to be loved how I love, it stings and I just wanna go back to when you were all over me. It felt like you truly loved me, and now I feel as though it’s an infactuation that you can’t get out of. You can leave me, I’d be really really hurt but I’d understand. I’m not good enough for anyone, I never have been. Everything ends up going sour anyway. You feel distant, you feel farther. I wish you could read my mind. I wish you would just be honest with me.. I can feel that there’s someone else, please just tell me.. please

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Basic ideas for kitchen witchery

These are not recipes, but ideas - what meal could serve what purpose. They are simple, so you either should have your own recipes for them, or find them on the internet easy enough. 

Happy cooking!

BANISHING

chili (cayenne pepper, black pepper, chili - generally spicy things)

lemon-infused water (lemon is a repellant, and water is uncrossable for some entities)

sugarfree coffee with cinnamon (coffee and cinnamon are both banishing ingredients)

curry (cayenne pepper, black pepper, chili - generally spicy things)

PROTECTION

caprese salad (basil, tomatoes)

margarita pizza (basil, tomatoes)

apple pie (apples)

corn-on-a-cob (corn)

mint tea (mint)

herb soup (rosemary, basil, mint, thyme, bay leaf…)

HEALING

apple pie (apples)

golden milk (milk and turmeric)

elderflower tea (elderflower)

mint tea (mint)

onion syrup (onion and honey)

chamomile tea (chamomile)

lemon-infused water (lemon)

ginger tea (ginger)

nettle soup (nettle)

pumpkin soup (pumpkin)

pumpkin cookies or bread (pumpkin)

curry (turmeric, garlic, onion)

LUCK

cinnamon rolls (cinnamon)

orange juice (orange)

chamomile tea (chamomile)

corn-on-a-cob (corn)

pineapple juice (pineapple)

poppyseed buns or bread (poppy)

HAPPINESS

orange juice (orange)

honeyed tea (honey)

mint tea (mint)

lemon-infused water (lemon)

vanilla-flavoured ice cream (vanilla)

sunflower seed buns or bread (sunflower)

sugar cookies (sugar)

PEACE

lemon balm tea (lemon balm)

lavender-infused water (lavender)

cucumber-infused water (cucumber)

vanilla-flavoured ice cream (vanilla)

PROSPERITY

milk with honey (milk and honey)

apple pie (apple)

pumpkin soup (pumpkin)

pumpkin cookies or bread (pumpkin)

chocolate chip cookies (chocolate) 

sandwich - any (bread)

fried rice (rice)

curry (rice)

fries (potatoes)

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Mentally ill witchcraft: For your symptoms

It’s really common to find witchy mental illness/health related content that is catered towards specific illnesses (usually anxiety and depression). This is more catered to specific symptoms.

Witchcraft is to be used as a supplement to proper medical care, medication and therapy - not as a sole alternative!

Anger:

Amethyst anger release spell

Easy anger release spell

A quick way to cool anger

Anger dispersion magic tea

Anger reducing bath

Bath spell to release anger

“I channel my anger in a healthy, safe and productive manner” sigil

“My anger is under control” sigil

This masterpost

Anxiety:

Anti-anxiety shower spell

Soothing bath spell

Rainy day anxiety spell

I will be okay spell

Anti-anxiety spell jar

Anti-anxiety spell charm

Anti-anxiety tea

Brain Fog + Memory:

ADHD concentration spell bottle

Brainfog lifting

“Brainfog begone” sigil

Rosemary memory spell

Finding things/ memory spell

Memory and concentration spell

Memory enhancement sachet

Memory and awareness spell bottle 

Depression:

Post-depressive-episode bath spell

Ease my depression spell bottle

“Last hope” spell for depression

Anti-depression tea

Gems for depression

Disassociation: 

Spell for disassociation 

Witch’s disassociation bracelet 

“Anti-disassociation” sigil

“I am grounded and in control of my emotions + reactions” sigil

Fatigue:

Spell for energy

Energy gain spell

Energy jar

Energy bath

Crystals for fatigue

“No fatigue” sigil

“Energy” sigil

“I am energetic” sigil

“I have the energy to take a shower” sigil

Flashbacks/trauma

Spell to release emotional blockage

Piece by piece trauma healing spell

Healing from childhood trauma spell bottle

Spell bottle for reassurance 

“My trauma does not hold me back” sigil

Insomnia + nightmares:

Restful sleep and sweet dreams sachet

Sleep crystal spell

Stuffed animal sleep spell

Sleep easy spell sachet

Sleepy witch tip

Nightmare ward charm

Nightmare repellent

Nightmare prevention - crystals and herbs

Dream witch nightmare tips

Intrusive thoughts:

OCD assistance bath

Spell to ward against intrusive thoughts

Spell to control intrusive thoughts

Banish intrusive thoughts incantation

Banishing unwanted thoughts spell

Intrusive thought banishing spell

“I am in control of my OCD” sigil 

Panic attacks:

Panic attack relief pouch

Anti-panic attack spell earrings

Rose Quartz calming spell

“Ease my panic attacks” sigil

“I have less panic attacks” sigil

Paranoia:

Crystals for paranoia

“My paranoia does not control me” sigil

“I don’t let paranoid thoughts overcome me” sigil

“My paranoia does not affect me” sigil

Picking (hair, skin, etc.):

Ease skin picking spell

“I resist the urge to pick my skin” sigil

“I keep from picking” sigil

“My trichotillomania is under control” sigil

“I don’t pull out my hair or eyelashes” sigil

“I am in control and resist the desire to pick my hair” sigil

Mood Swings/Emotional Balance: 

Increasing your emotional tolerance spell

Crystals for BPD

“I regulate my emotions well”

“I am happy and do not have mood swings” sigil

If anyone has content on a category I wasn’t able to include, or for a category that is lacking, feel free to send it my way and I’ll get a part two started for this post! Click [here] for the chronically ill symptoms masterpost. 

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To all the teenagers following me that don’t hear it from their parents: I’m proud of you.

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“Fake it until you make it” is bad advice for someone with social anxiety.

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“You Only Remember Your Drink When It’s Cold” “You Remember Your Drink When It’s Tepid” “You Remember Your Soda After It’s Flat”

A set of drink related petty hex curse sigils. I really love these minor hexes, they’re so much fun to do and they’re great for beginners. The Standard Way To Use These: Have a picture of your target and put it in a cup with these sigils and some tap water. Keep the cup in a place where it won’t be disturbed. Dump the contents of the cup and clean the cup thoroughly to end the spell.

A Creative Way To Use These: Paint these sigils on the bottom of coasters with clear nail polish (or water) Then proceed to gift those coasters to your target.