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Shitty things about being isekaied #34; every time I use the restroom I automatically reach for my phone I left in my jacket pocket back on earth, and my hand goes exactly where I keep my knives on my belt, so I always walk out of the john with a fresh hand wound

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Ice suggesting a white woman remove the Mexican flag sticker from her car. Can they all kill themselves already

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like a solid 60% of weird fandom tropes were invented by women who needed slightly more avant garde ways to fuck spock.... wanting to fuck spock is in many ways a load bearing pillar of fandom like if u took it away the source code would just break theres like a molecule of wanting to fuck spock or reaction to everyone wanting to fuck spock within the heart of fanfic all fanfiction is about wanting to fuck spock except fanfic about wanting to fuck spock which is about women in stem

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I'm at the doctor's office and a teenager who's like 7 fuckin feet tall just walked in and told the receptionist their name is Sequoia lmao. like is that a chosen name or did your parents somehow know you were gonna be the size of a redwood tree

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Murderbot + text posts [34/∞]

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Guillermo Del Toro on AI "art"

SDCC 2025: Lucas Museum Of Narrative Art

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the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don't necessarily recommend it you know you're seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit

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★ 【SukeP】 「 進化 」 ✔ republished w/permission ☆ follow btt’s fanart twitch stream!

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The bulge is to distract you in combat dipshit

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whoever says “honeymoon stage” has to end eventually, is a liar and is used to settling for less than bare minimum in relationships. it’s a lame excuse to stop pouring effort and love into your partner. love doesn’t have a time limit when it comes to affection, effort, and commitment. if you can’t learn how to grow with someone, they’re not the one.