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Vanessa Stockard - Seafood Surprise, 2025 - Oil on dibond

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Sometimes I have to remind my dad that he’s a master furniture maker and most people do not possess encyclopedic knowledge of European and American furniture styles and the history of wood glue

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So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.

The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.

The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower

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Tolkien writing kingdoms' moral decay and eventual decline: they exploited nature, destroyed forests and cut down trees

Tolkien writing male characters' moral decay and eventual decline: he stopped listening to his wife

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I guess the biggest problem with tentacle porn is that it seldom has a positive message

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remember—there’s no “i” in homunculus. that’s why they do 90% of the manual labor around my tower

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Hi! I have every disease! Do you want one?

How about you follow me to this special room

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watched conclave

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𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕘𝕚𝕗𝕤 (1/?)

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What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?

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"what groceries u been into recently" is actually a great question, there's a bunch of good conversations inside it

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it should be illegal for a company to be able to brick any console that you legally own I am so serious about this

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golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes