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i never know how to caption these.

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If you could grow an extra body part, what would it be and why?

Probably a heart because lots of people need heart transplants and not too many are available and I could give it to someone.

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the white-green gradient of a freshly chopped spring onion…. c'est magnifique

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recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

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So... I found this and now it keeps coming to mind. You hear about "life-changing writing advice" all the time and usually its really not—but honestly this is it man.

I'm going to try it.

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I filmed stuff for a “lyrical film”. I basically made this one a music video. The song is Brian is the Most Beautiful

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fag and dyke does not mean man and woman. transmasc and transfem does not mean man and woman. guy and girl dont even mean man and woman to me anymore

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fake ass pathetic man liker i bet you dont even fantasize about pushing him down stairs and making him cry

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being an online weirdo is fucking awesome because you get to befriend other online weirdos. just now saw a sexual motorcycle post and i was like "hey i'll send this to my buddy, The Motorcycle Fucker" and sure enough it was a smash hit

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Been getting into this whole Roblox thing lately it’s neato

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“You don’t know anyone at the party, so you don’t want to go. You don’t like cottage cheese, so you haven’t eaten it in years. This is your choice, of course, but don’t kid yourself: it’s also the flinch. Your personality is not set in stone. You may think a morning coffee is the most enjoyable thing in the world, but it’s really just a habit. Thirty days without it, and you would be fine. You think you have a soul mate, but in fact you could have had any number of spouses. You would have evolved differently, but been just as happy. You can change what you want about yourself at any time. You see yourself as someone who can’t write or play an instrument, who gives in to temptation or makes bad decisions, but that’s really not you. It’s not ingrained. It’s not your personality. Your personality is something else, something deeper than just preferences, and these details on the surface, you can change anytime you like. If it is useful to do so, you must abandon your identity and start again. Sometimes, it’s the only way.”

— Julien Smith, The Flinch (via wnq-anonymous)

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This was supposed to be about writing. Now it’s just. The garbage i like….

I haven’t even written anything in like two weeks…

That’s how i know im a REAL writer: not doing it

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comic

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please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

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🌸 affirmations 🌸

there is nothing wrong with me

it is the world that has to change

it is the world that will change

revenge makes poor anodyne, but it will have to do

that feeling in the pit of my stomach is the dragon

heaven exists to be summited

an eye for an eye gives me two eyes

my polearm technique is unparalleled

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That’s all for tonight, and remember!!

I’m not crazy!

YOU’RE CRAZY!!!!!!!!