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I think it'd be fun if one of these days when the evil overlord type is like "I Need A Queen. To Rule With" one of the little henchmen is just like "um 😳 if I may, sir, I would like to volunteer 👉👈" and overlord is just like. Okay sure you're cute aha

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alright i’ll bite. what is morbious

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nice

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Thank you for your service, saved us from an even worse timeline

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

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Reblog if boobs are pretty cool

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sword lady and her healer princess ⚔️🌿🧡 

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the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

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ayo i found 2 pages with head angles of humans and animals, could be useful to anyone reading this

hoomans

animals

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yall realize you can criticize religion without like. making fun of people for having things that are sacred and holy to them right.

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SPUDLETTE, SPUDLETTE, WHAT DO YOU SEE?

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pls love yourself and stop pre-ordering aaa games

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pov: you pressed q

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Guys please reply to this with what your url means or references I’m really curious

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This is his year.