From baby to daddy <3
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Chiron: A lot of famous people were actually demigods. Amelia Earhart, George Washington, Harry Houdini…
New Camper: Is there anyone current that I would know?
Chiron: Have you ever seen a True Crime Documentary on the kidnapping of Percy Jackson?
New Camper: Wait… are you talking about the kid who blew up the Gateway Arch????
Chiron, wiping away a single tear: We’re so proud.
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Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie
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if she’s YOUR girl, why’s she using MY crafting table?
I’m not saying she is a slut, I’m just saying her spawn point isn’t set to her own bed very often.
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