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well i was i the top 1% of listeners to WOMEN.

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I love men. I'm half man myself on my dad's side

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once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

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your ty design is so tasty. I would like to put him in my mouth. not in a weird way though he is just so shaped

old ask but i will always draw ty

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Kitten ill be honest daddy's about to kill himself

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part of my masculine charm is that i'm completely insane

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"big day for annoying people" truly revolutionized the art of hating

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Hi i am foggy nelson but dog, doggy nelson if you will. My boyfriend is Matthew Murdock but Cat, Catthew Purrdock if you please

hello there

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i work at the post office beating the shit out of your fragile package

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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sorry i reblogged your post instantly. i love you.

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CAN U DRAW CSCOOP WOLF

Please leave me alone I have a family and kids

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why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣

…can you put your shoes back on

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hey um i’ve got some bad news. we mulled your boyfriend. he fell in the wine and we mulled him. yeah with the cinnamon sticks.

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why are you from florida. stop

do you have any idea how ignorant it is to say this to someone who just had to live through a hurricane and lives under conservawrjviqnedjeifi jdjerkri uebenrk usjejrir DJ djdj Chris I jejcj j jej I uduejqlwowiscj jdjkqwkrjrnri87abdjcia

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i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend im serious