merelyafigment
merelyafigment
Bad Example, Terrible Warning
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An old. (she/her) Queer in more than one way. Returned to fanfic after a decade away. Deeply confused.
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merelyafigment · 2 minutes ago
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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
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merelyafigment · 2 minutes ago
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I want more female characters who are just so bad at comforting others. Not for lack of trying or caring, they just get so so awkward when someone's upset, and they try to repeat things they've heard even if it doesn't necessarily apply to the situation, or they accidentally say the wrong thing and make it worse. If someone cries they panic and throw every single comfort technique down at once and it only helps because it's such bizarre behaviour
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merelyafigment · 4 minutes ago
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Should I let her post?
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merelyafigment · 22 minutes ago
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The Good Place Chapter 14: Everything is Great!
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merelyafigment · 24 minutes ago
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Me: I want to read this fic before bed.
Reality: Alas, you cannot, because you didn't finish writing it.
Me: 😞 Okay, then I want to read this other fic before bed.
Reality: Alas, you cannot, because you didn't finish writing it.
Me: Oh. 😥 How about this other fic then?
Reality: Alas, you cannot, because you didn't finish writing it.
Me: 🥺 T‐this fic??
Reality: ... I think you know the answer to that.
Me: [gentle weeping]
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merelyafigment · 44 minutes ago
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another baby shoebill stork slops from the blood bowl
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merelyafigment · 2 hours ago
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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job
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merelyafigment · 2 hours ago
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some blogs i follow for fan content but others i am 100% just there for the person so when theyre like oh sorry for turning into a so-and-so blog im like. i would watch you liveblog the phonebook.
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merelyafigment · 2 hours ago
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what if I completely ignore the problem
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merelyafigment · 2 hours ago
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merelyafigment · 2 hours ago
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merelyafigment · 2 hours ago
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Caught @theshitpostcalligrapher's stream earlier, and got this very important screenshot. <3
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merelyafigment · 3 hours ago
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Kinda love Season 2 Toby
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merelyafigment · 3 hours ago
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merelyafigment · 3 hours ago
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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
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merelyafigment · 3 hours ago
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Maybe love is not what you feel on Mondays 🫠
But it is still somewhere there!
A silly warm fuzzy feeling deep inside.
We are all capable of love, the hardest part is expressing and embracing it ❤️‍🩹
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