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Dildo carnival: a HUGE sex toy giveaway!

Step right up: I’m throwing a DILDO CARNIVAL! 🎪 Forget lousy stuffed animal prizes; this huge giveaway is the biggest of the year, featuring over 60 sex toys plus all kinds of fun attractions.

I’m giving away the best sex toys on earth – everything from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses to gender products to porn and gift cards! Most prizes are available to international folks as well.

This year, in addition to the usual giveaway widget, I’ll be running an array of mini giveaways on social media! These attractions will be unveiled as the giveaway goes on, so keep your eyes peeled!

Enter now!

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Sex toy giveaway: rock your G-spot!

Just a few months ago, I crowned Fun Factory’s Stronic G pulsator the best sex toy of 2017. Its automated back-and-forth thrusting motion and perfectly-hooked tip are a G-spotting dream. Now, I’M GIVING A BUNCH AWAY FOR FREE! Eight, in fact, thanks to the generosity of Fun Factory!

So, how can you win this self-thrusting wonder? Find out on my blog! 

Giveaway ends 5/15.

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The strip club I drive past on the way to work apparently now offers "gluten-free lap dances", guess the pumpkin spice ones weren't very popular? #portland

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Nester the soup monster likes Eva's chili recipe.

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Having fun modeling for @groundedclothingco today 💋

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One year with my favorite weirdo ❤️ Let's see if this next year is just as crazy.

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My mission: put my favorite sex toys in the hands of people who deserve them. The result: this HUGE giveaway, the largest I’ve ever run with over 50 different sex toy prizes! 😍

Peeps, I’ve got everything here from vibrators to dildos to butt stuff to penis toys to harnesses and BDSM implements, plus gift cards for the indecisive and a slew of “winner’s choice” prizes, where you can win any sex toy you desire from the catalogs of various companies.

Classic favorites of mine such as the Pure Wand, Magic Wand Rechargeable, and Mona 2 are up for grabs, but there’s also a ton of new stuff, such as the Doxy Die Cast and Womanizer Pro. Most of these prizes are valued at or over $100, and more than half are available to international folks!

Enter to win the sex toy of your dreams now!

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We have finally arrived in Oregon. Not in the house until tomorrow, but no more 10-hour drives!

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Taking the scenic highway through the Badlands was definitely the highlight of the drive so far. Amazing landscape, but now we're pretty deep into Montana and there is NOTHING.

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Ending today in South Dakota, nothing of note today besides a bunny at a rest stop and this strange stone sculpture.

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Finished day 2 in Peru, IL. No fun sightseeing today because damn is this place boring. Instead we got a nice sunset.

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We managed to make it around Niagara Falls today, and have successfully reached Buffalo, NY.

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See you later Massachusetts

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Me and my sister match now

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New tattoo :)

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*slams fists on table* more explicitly bisexual characters

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Me as a powerpuff...pretty accurate tbh.