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my hair looks almost exactly the same and i got the bangs i wanted im so happeee :}

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Today I accidentally knocked a monarch caterpillar off its leaf and it fell and immediately began oozing green liquid. I was devastated. I thought I'd killed it. Turns out they do that on purpose to defend against predators. Fooled by a fat little worm. Irrecoverable

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me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

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Loved one got top surgery yesterday so I made this for him but I think y’all would appreciate it too

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inspired by a friend misspeaking

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fuck everything im j post cancelled what the fuck. im jungkook ???

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If i had wings i would WRAP THEM around my FRIENDS. REAL TIGHT btw.

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i think this is the funniest comment ive seen on a femtanyl lyric video

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all timer to me

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Okay so I found the most incredible horse statue while doing research for my job and guys. Are you ready for this. Are you sure you're fucking ready for this thing

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thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please

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i think i'm just going to end up having panic attacks every time i dye my hair cause we're two for two now

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having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

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“Guardian Angel” 2024

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“why do you have a gap in your resume” idk why is there a gap in your staff. worry about that