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2005

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antique collars + muzzles

(sources 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6)

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sorry for swearing

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yesssss i love walking in dark rooms all alone and experiencing a haunting sense of nostalgia and being cold. and and and yearning. for well uhhhhh. i don't know really i just like the pictures

why why whyyyyy do people always have to take cool backrooms-esque ideas and turn them into something about monsters. i am trying to convey a deep sense of loneliness here this isn't about your stupid little scavenger hunt

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psychic laser bean bitch

ouch ouch. psychic attack

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if we're in a argument and i start being nice to you it is because i a trying to deescalate. see my problem is that i just looooove saying things to people and also i have a lot of repressed rage sorry. you will forgive me now ok thanks forever and ever

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no more monsters goooooooood bye!!!!!!!!!!! only loneliness forever and ever until the heat death of the universe

why why whyyyyy do people always have to take cool backrooms-esque ideas and turn them into something about monsters. i am trying to convey a deep sense of loneliness here this isn't about your stupid little scavenger hunt

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ouch ouch. psychic attack

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i have got to learn more creative insults immediately

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(checks calculator) 28 days. that's four weeks! i'm set for a whole month on here i hope you all (talking to myself in an empty room) enjoy my presence

i have 142 queued posts set to a rate of 5 posts published per day. that means i'm set forrrr an unclear amount of weeks into the future

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i have 142 queued posts set to a rate of 5 posts published per day. that means i'm set forrrr an unclear amount of weeks into the future

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"Pluto isn't a planet" Fine.

"Dinosaurs had feathers" Fine!

"Neptune isn't a beautiful oceanic blue, it's actually the same washed-out disappointing color as Uranus" I will kill you with my bare hands

Look how they massacred my boy

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Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else

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happy birthday to the only song

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A clam with pearls inside.

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bitches just want us all to be perfectly perisex more than anything