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My toxic trait is that I find Ben Affleck so attractive.

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every now and then I think about the utter tragedy of Dennis Rickman and instantly fall to my knees

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dennis rickman really retired from being a huge slut just for someone to kill his sexy ass for being too much of a bitch

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babe your husbands getting death threats for being too annoying

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dennis rickman brain rot

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I would have survived the titanic

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i think we girls and women should be committing heinous and unspeakable crimes more often

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Thinking about that old man again

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well other than that mrs. kennedy how was the drive

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one thing about me is that i will buy a beverage

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they lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

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"i lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship"

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sorry i’m late. just ran over someone’s golden retriever boyfriend.

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Hank Hall you have the voice of an angel. This also proves why Hank was a better boyfriend than dick that man refused to sing happy birthday to Garth??? Hank out here putting his whole hankussy into his solo. Where was dick at this moment? Prison. Dawn girl you made the right choice. Hank ily.

Dawn and Hank’s kareoke scene in Titans season 2 you will always be god’s favourite.