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My kink is Logan asking Scott for permission to fight someone 

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Next on our scenic route tour: this is what we locals like to call "you're going to die one day, why not make it now?"

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Reversed 50 Shades

this sub is on the hunt

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That must’ve been her audition

they were like, “we want the audience to know right away that your character is emotionally vulnerable and uses a weak façade of bravado to hide it. So just flip us off first.”  And she did and they were all like “fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck”

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I’ve been on this exact date

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“Hi, AAA? It’s me again. Yeah, it’s been one of those days; I ended up draining my battery by using the car to create a spotlight for where I brood right off the freeway. It’s the only way I can be sure that everyone in the city knows how sad I am”

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It’s tumblr

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Matt Walsh is a national treasure

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Princess Jellyfish

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I’m on this great new diet, it’s called Avoiding Men

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I’d like to order the petri dish and can you put extra gonorrhea on that? Thank you.

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