@scientificpuppiesandbeer
employer: so how do you like working here!
me:
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im the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person
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*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work
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when im having a good time listening to music from the 2000′s and reliving fun memories associated with the songs and then it hits me that i’m getting further and further away from the points at which those songs came out and that i’m never going to be able to go back in time to those days and instead im just slowly getting sadder and older
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Living that glow-y skin and FAKE FUR life.
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Me at How to get away with murder
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video game: allows me to double jump
me: double jumps for no reason, double jumps all over the place, double jumps just to walk around, double jumps over buildings, double jumps off the buildings, double jumps over npcs, double jumps over the person talking to me, double jumps over the enemy, double jum
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Jake Gyllenhaal and Leo in New York City, October 10, 2016.
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If you’re ever curious about how I feel about you get me drunk
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September 30th
October 1st
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December 1st
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lol does anyone else feel like they r catfishing online just by using ur attractive selfies when irl u look like shrek
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