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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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From a state hearing in Texas

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I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

Then they went and banned me, ‘cause all I ate was pussy.

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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

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check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

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“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

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At this point in think that D&D has more ardent support than lutheranism. And it's adherents are somehow even more annoying.

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man, undertale ran on a weird game engine

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in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant

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I hate when people ask me about my preference but I don’t understand their preference level. Like yes I kinda want Chinese food 10% more than I want a sandwich but if you want a sandwich like 40% more than Chinese food then I would say it’s totally reasonable we get sandwiches.

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can I come over and look at you like this

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does anyone else think that there’s probably in-universe fnaf twitter drama about whether or not it’s “moral” to like Springbonnie as a mascot/character

I just imagine a collector posting smth innocent like "wow look at this vintage Spring Bonnie prize clock from Fredbears Family Diner still in mint condition!" and an in-universe fnaftwt teenager telling them to kts and calling them a murder apologist

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"ouhhhh" is a different emotion from "ough" which is a different emotion from "augh" which is a different emotion from "wough". I could go on. and these all convey different feelings depending on spelling variation and how many "h"s you add at the end too