merphus
merphus
Paranoid Android
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merphus · 2 hours ago
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Some people just make you look up "am I allowed to kill customers" at 7:47am
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merphus · 10 hours ago
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BROAD CITY: Fattest Asses (1.05)
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merphus · 10 hours ago
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Baby time
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merphus · 10 hours ago
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Hey everyone, remember that being sick or healing from injuries is a hard time for your body. You have to eat a lot and lay still and be kind to yourself! [large neon sign that says HYPOCRITE descends from the ceiling and points at me] Hey what the heck what's this who put that there
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merphus · 10 hours ago
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weirdly enchanted by this
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merphus · 10 hours ago
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Functionally, there's very little difference between watching a movie on poob and watching a movie on basic cable. Yet, for some reason, the advertisements on poob offend me far more
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merphus · 10 hours ago
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Functionally, there's very little difference between watching a movie on poob and watching a movie on basic cable. Yet, for some reason, the advertisements on poob offend me far more
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merphus · 10 hours ago
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I found a loom at goodwill and I'm making it everyone else's problem
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merphus · 12 hours ago
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it’s like this.
if you only have one person in your life that you trust, you probably are always going to turn to that person when something shit happens. as well as whenever something good happens. or anything else. this is not inherently a bad thing, and it’s really beautiful to have someone in your life that you trust so much
but if that person is suddenly busy or going through something difficult themselves or doesn’t have emotional capacity for a while, suddenly there’s a problem. not necessarily through any fault of your own, you don’t have anyone to turn to with as much regularity as you did before
this is true of any kind of relationship. this is true of any kind of coping mechanism, also. the problem is not that you trust that person. the problem is not that you use that coping mechanism. the problem is not even that there’s something wrong with you and that it’s all your fault. the problem is that nothing can be everything
the solution is not to cut off your one trusted person or to cut yourself off from your one trusted coping mechanism. the solution is to do the difficult work of diversifying your life as much as it’s possible for you to do. which is why it sucks so much when external factors prevent you from being able to live a truly diverse life. okay that’s all have a good one
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merphus · 12 hours ago
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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica
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merphus · 12 hours ago
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merphus · 12 hours ago
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*cools ur dashboard down*
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merphus · 13 hours ago
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PEDRO PASCAL Vanity Fair
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merphus · 22 hours ago
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May all “soons” turn into “finally”
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merphus · 23 hours ago
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Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson
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merphus · 1 day ago
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If you’re reading this please be nice to yourself today because you do matter
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merphus · 1 day ago
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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?
* (I'm collecting them.
* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.
* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!
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