merpshire
merpshire
Merpshire's Thoughts on Things
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My name is Merpshire and this blog is a collection of things I personally find interesting on Tumblr. Usual kinds of posts include funny memes, comic/tv show commentary, or political opinions I agree with. Your mileage with this blog will vary depending on when you're browsing.
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merpshire · 22 hours ago
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Happy Out Of Touch Thursday
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merpshire · 2 days ago
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Alright kids say it with me
My thoughts don’t make me a bad person
My feelings don’t make me a bad person
My thoughts, feelings, and impulses only exist inside my head, and none of it matters unless I act on it
Nobody can see my thoughts or emotions
The only things anyone can see and judge me on are my actions
There’s no such thing as a thought crime
thank u
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merpshire · 3 days ago
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Dog from Mizzurna Falls
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merpshire · 6 days ago
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Flashback to the greatest foul in WNBA history. Diana Taurasi kisses Seimone Augustus in the middle of the game. Both were fouled for it.
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merpshire · 6 days ago
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merpshire · 6 days ago
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merpshire · 7 days ago
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Little fucking guy alert!!
[ID: two photos of a porcelain triceratops from different angles. The triceratops is very small and has blue floral designs on its crown and body. Its three horns are painted with gold luster.]
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merpshire · 8 days ago
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So it turns out, all the people on Tumblr who said having OCs was great, weren't lying!! Doodled up and named a creature during an off site, all day work meeting and now I'm just rotating them in my mind.
Anyway, this is Qworbnitz.
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He's a sentient collection of rocks and steel cable. He's got two main rocks that are hollow with space for storage. One rock acts as a sort of head, with the other as a sort of body. On his head rock he has two eye rocks. His "arm" cables have claw-like devices on the ends to allow for grabbing. He wears a gray robe.
He loves fruit and he's able to turn fruits he eats into gemstones. Qworbnitz is a sculptor and generally handy. He owns an abandoned school and is slowly renovating the space into a proper home and community center.
Debating if I want to write any stories involving Qworbnitz but I'm strongly considering it.
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merpshire · 8 days ago
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merpshire · 8 days ago
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they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri
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merpshire · 8 days ago
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does anyone have the foggiest
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merpshire · 8 days ago
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merpshire · 8 days ago
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Vague Superman spoilers ahead but what does it say about movies lately that I was genuinely surprised that they beat the bad guys without some big catch or sacrifice. Like sure there little things and emotional ramifications but at the end of the day they won.
Lex even tried to do the whole “force the hero to make an impossible choice” thing and it didn’t work because Superman asked his friends for help!
Anyway I’m just obsessed with the theme of “Good can win. It may be hard and it may seem hopeless at times but with love and friendship and a radical determination to save as many people as you possibly can, good can win.”
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merpshire · 8 days ago
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foxes!!!!!
a bunch of fox stickers i made as some discord stickers (y'all are free to use them, with credit preferably)
i shoulda started the timelapse cuz i drew five of these this evening lol
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merpshire · 8 days ago
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Happy Out Of Touch Thursday
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merpshire · 8 days ago
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Personality hire
Working Cats
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merpshire · 10 days ago
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20 years ago, it was a scandal that Google started to track which links you clicked on the search-results page,
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