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ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

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bitch ass nazis

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I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.

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me: *tells a bear fact*

you: ive already heard this one before

me: that is impossible i have over seven bear facts

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Answer: The third, the lions already starved to death

Answer: The poison was in the ice

Answer: She shot her husband with a camera and then developed the picture

Answer: There is no mail on Sundays

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I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

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I’ve been having bad days and drawing this helped me remember things.

I hope it helps you, too.

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Remember the internet when we were kids?

REBLOG IF YOU REMEMBER ANY OF THESE

Here are all the games’ links in order :)

Bueno Rufus

Barbie Swan Lake Game

Bikini Bottom or Bust

That’s so Raven Pinball

Brandy and Mr. Whiskers- Style Diva

A Sitch in Time- Present

Sticky’s Mix Master

Lizzie McGuire Dressup

Babysit Baby Krissy

Barbie Makeover

Escalator Escape

MyScene Room Makeover

Helga’s Diary

Black Licorice

Crater Crossing

holy shiiiit nostalgia

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On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

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nine in the afternoon lyric lockscreens (sunflower aesthetic) // requested by @thatbl0ndetaylor

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phil collins didn’t have to go so hard on the tarzan soundtrack but he did that…… he did that for all of us

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Send me a number and/or flower!

Lets try this out…:

How tall are you?

What/Who do you miss?

Favourite quote?

Favourite place?

Are you a tease? 

Whose your best friend and how long have you been friends?

Is there anyone you like and why?

What are some of your pet peeves?

Do you currently have feelings for anyone? 

Eye color?

Hair color?

Do you find it easy to trust others? 

Favourite movie?

Are you available?                                

Most hurtful thing someone has said to you?

Favourite song?

Are you religious?

Do you ever want to get married? Have kids?

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Ever gotten your heart broken, how?

Favourite band

Do you ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?

What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

Do you have a crush on anyone?

A few things on your bucket list?

Where do you want to travel if you could go anywhere and why?

Have you ever had a crush on someone from tumblr?

Your top 5 blogs on tumblr?

Are you afraid of the dark?

Are you afraid of heights?

Your closest Tumblr friend?

Any question you’d like

ACONITE: I think you’re crazy

AZALEA: I think you’re cute

BUTTERCUP: I would like to talk more

CARNATION: I stalk your blog

ROSE: I want to sleep with you

LILY: I think you’re hot

COSMOS: I think you’re interesting

CROCUS: I don’t like you

DAFFODIL: I think I love you

SNAPDRAGON: I would date you

DAISY: I have a crush on you

FOXGLOVE: I think you’re a bad person

POPPY: I hate your blog

TULIP: I think you’re unattractive

SNOWDROP: I wish I knew you better

BLUEBELL: I think you have interesting opinions

VIOLET: I don’t like your opinions

DHALIA: I want to be your friend

I decided to make one of these of my own that’s kind of a mix of the two types of ask me anything posts… This may be a total flop but ask away!