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do you know what a chick tract is?

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i love skweezy jibbs

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do you have any stretch marks?

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Do you or someone you know regularly listen to police scanners?

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Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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the fact that i have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating

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Mermay 21-30 by Christophe Young

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Whoo! Some good news for USAmericans:

The so-called "Big Beautiful Bill" has taken another hit! The mandatory sale of public lands has been Byrd billed. That doesn't mean it's completely dead in the water, but it has a much, much harder chance of passing. Since it's so unpopular anyway, the odds of it simply getting tossed out to save time and energy to focus on other parts of the bill are far more likely.

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the thing that sucks is that people love saying sleep early is good etc etc and yeah it is. I've seen some benefits before. but I think it sucks to ignore that late night is the only time with any freedom. I think it sucks to not acknowledge the dread in waking up and it's a work day again

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Know a notebook, laptop, or bathroom stall that could use a little zhuzh? (It’s not vandalism if it’s ✨aesthetic✨)

We’ve got just the thing...

... Yep, we’re officially jumping on the merch gambit.

With a whole slew of stickers to choose from, you can support your favorite local writing tool, stay delightfully AI-free, and let the world know you write like a human. And for Pride, 50% of all proceeds will go to The Trevor Project, Trans Lifeline, and The ACLU this June.

Check em out here! - the Ellipsus Team xo

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“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

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i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

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Jess and Quinn

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Do you like Disney live action movies?

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Emmy and Luna 🐶

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Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it