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I am not spiralling, I am just following a suspiciously curved path

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A dachshund posing with ribbons and trophies Unknown photographer 1965

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all in the same episode...

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going for long walks alone is probably the closest thing we have to a cure for the human condition

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I love talking during movies I’ll pause the movie to talk more during it I don’t care emergency meeting

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i know we've all been warned that art is the biggest snitch but no one tells you that reading your own writing will make you realize things about yourself that you wouldn't confess to while being waterboarded

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This is what I’d look like if minecraft added dog breeds btw

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we took pork loin to the vet and. why does petdesk let me give my pet a "catchphrase"

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Ur 20s are for thinking about getting laid but not willing to put in the effort to achieve ur goal

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in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

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they call me sponge the way im bobbing in her bikini bottom

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

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i went to Mad At You Island and um. theres some british kids doing really scary shit to a pig head

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