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If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

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big bang theory is awful for obvious reasons but honestly shout out to them for inventing “bazinga” so i have a word i can drop into any conversation for a one-hit kill

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No ones asking you to go outside and make out with a wasp or become the worlds #1 wasp advocate we’re asking you to stop making “death to all wasps” and “wasps are evil” into a personality trait because, for people like me, who do work with and care about these creatures and their importance public perception is so incredibly interlinked with conservation

“Save the bees” for example, is incredibly popular but public is almost entirely applied to the European Honey Bee, a commercial species that is farmed by humans and therefore has the benefit of human protections. The bees actually dying out big time? Native bees. Unsurprisingly the commercially beneficial honey bee often directly competes with native bees, harming their populations, and those native bees (which are often solidary species) don’t get the benefit of human care. But most people aren’t thinking about the native bees when they want to help, because they don’t even realize that the bees really struggling are ones that buried 3 feet in dirt and not the cool honeycomb building ones. 

Wasps? Who have an actively harmful, negative stereotype where people hate them because their “big mean bully bugs”? do you think they’re getting researched? Funding for conservation? You think people are looking to donate to campaigns that focus on helping obscure wasp populations? Research for obscure flies? Tracking parasite populations? No. You can’t even make a positive comment on social media without getting a literal hoard of people telling you how much you need to know that they personally hate wasps and will kill on sight. The research done for these species that people hate so much? It’s usually done by a literal handful of people.  People who like bugs and wasps aren’t asking you to be their best friend and invite them over for tea. We’re asking that people remove this public, widespread unfounded hatred for an entire group of species, a species group so diverse some people think it might actually outnumber beetles, so that people who do care about them can.

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Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

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i go into the forest. i look at species

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me after 15 seconds of work: i just cant do this anymore

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A character in a novel is only as clever as the author

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he brought me wendy

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One of my best friends is bullying my child, problematic :/

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You landlocked ass sad motherfuckers... hoes love stagnant water

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My Brother, My Brother and Me but its a critically acclaimed psychological horror movie

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my name is paws and i’m here to say, i use they/pup pronouns in a major way

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Here’s a special Sunset Shimmer poster that I made last month!☀️❤️ It shows how very special Sunset is! She’s the greatest and she’ll always set us all free from evil! Sunset will always have a very special place in our hearts!🌹 WE LOVE YOU FOREVER, SUNSET!☀️❤️☀️❤️

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what if we… made a mbmbam reference… aha just kidding… unless…

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everyone: making fun of your Ys... but not looking at the keyboard’s Y