merrykristmus

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guy watching porn every night after eveyone goes to bed, completely stone faced like a caveman, doesnt understand it. he just doesnt understand

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Be good for daddy or else

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What does hate fuck mean ?

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doodle requests batch 2!! my friend's ocs, zett for @sawtheyellowsign and isaac for @merrykristmus !!! !!

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You’re a little bitch

Hey there, friend.

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happy 4/13 to those who celebrate

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what if a small little goblin with a big hat and very cool crocs on walked past you and took your wallet but when you went "hey dont steal my wallet" he goes "ayyy forgetaboutit"

he would see my wallet and break out in tears in a patriotic fervor

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the best porn i ever watched was about these two argentinian monks in a monastery during WW3 who witness the end of the world and then have sex in this candlelit stone grotto while nukes rain down outside and it was really emotionally earnest and played super straight i loved it. and like not just because i have a fetish

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dropping food when you're already sad is such an intense emotion. Just the most fucking wretched self indulgent pity. One time I spilled a bowl of ice cream when i had already spent most of the day sobbing and honestly im still chasing that high

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3 eggs in a basket bruh easter is coming

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I have been drawing. So much. You people haven't got a clue. and I'd post it but I'm vaguely embarrassed about the subject matter

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see him schmoove

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holaween.. only but a few months away

this is true. you are very wise, young friend…

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gah! all my finest blokes! encased in ice! what will i do now?

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my fanart of what markiplier would look like if he existed only as a memory