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[merrymcfuckyourself]

Favorite method of inducing?

Hmm, well I've only ever used tissues. Haven't been able to find the right feather, and pepper just makes me nose burn. The rolled-up tissue method is basically the only thing still guaranteed to get results from me.

[merrymcfuckyourself]

I'm preaching this to the rooftops

writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.

tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!

writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.

tumblr: ….so he’s bi!

writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.

tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.

writer:

[merrymcfuckyourself]

It's ya boi

Back at it again

[merrymcfuckyourself]

Nadia and Portia all the way baybee

((Dont reblog to non snz blogs!!)

Here’s a thought bc that Victorian laid-up-in-bed-with-a-terrible-headcold aesthetic slaps

Noble/Lord/Lady etc someone with enough social status to have some type of servant for them is stuck in bed surrounded by pillows wearing one of those billowy shirts that are just way too think for them right now. Face completely flushed with a bit of a fever. Nothing too serious, but they’re so stuffy it’s giving them a headache. Every time they sneeze or blow their nose, it’s disgustingly productive and makes their sinus headache intensify tenfold. After a while they’re just slumped into their bed, mopping up their face with an already overused handkerchief while their butler/maid/whoever is beside them bed holding a few more just in case. And their charge is drawling on and on about how miserable they feel and how they’re so glad they have someone to keep them company while they’re a mess, looking incredibly vulnerable to their servant in that...Victorian romantic subtext kinda way.

Bonus points if their servant is Kinda Into That and the whole time has to remain professional with them while listening to their sick rambling and how desperate for relief they sound every time they sneeze.

[merrymcfuckyourself]

*pounding the table*

YES

💜Caring for S/O when Sick

When your sick Asra tries to play it cool

Like he’s very confident he can help and assures you he’ll help you get better 

But you died of the plague so he always gets worried

He hovers a bit, making you teas and pep up potions and bringing you anything you need 

No matter how sick you are he will still cuddle the crap out of you

Kisses to your forehead to take your temperature

Soft touches to your arms and gentle kisses to your knuckles

Lots of homemade soup and crackers

Will confer with julian if it seems like more than a cold or what he can handle

The best pillow fluffer

Always makes sure your comfortable 

“If you need or want anything don’t hesitate to ask my love.”

[merrymcfuckyourself]

Let's gooo

Got room for one more?

HO BOY new part, and it’s the longest one yet! At least for now. :P And hey, more jokey jokes after the scariness last time!

Next part will be along soonlike! 

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W-What? I don't...

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base from 💀 (skull) eyes from 😭 (closed-crying) mouth from 🤮 (vomit) https://t.co/Zh1JGX163J

From Twitter

[merrymcfuckyourself]

Every day we stray further from God's light

Redditors design worst volume sliders possible

Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via )

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......

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Spitting facts

asra doesn’t get enough love

[merrymcfuckyourself]

I agree. He needs someone sweet and bubbly to help coax him out of his shell.

Does anyone else out there think Portia and Muriel would be the cutest ship? Bouncy chaotic energy meets big soft calm. And Inanna would ADORE Portia.

[merrymcfuckyourself]

Portia and Muriel (Mortia? Poriel?) is a ship I didn't know I needed. Can I get Muriel carrying sleeping Portia after an exhausting day at the Palace? Like, she just fell asleep mid-sentence and he didn't want to wake her up so he scooped her up in his arms and carried back to bed.

That’s such an adorable image of the two of them, I love it :D

Also headcanon that sleepy Portia is a cuddly Portia

[merrymcfuckyourself]

Will you do FNAF vore?

No

[merrymcfuckyourself]

You're all fucking insane and I love you

requested by a friend

[merrymcfuckyourself]

you know what’s even better than “caught in the rain”? caught in the freezing rain

not only are they soaked, their fingers and ears are numb from the cold, the ice pouring down stings their skin. each breath of cold air hurting their lungs. they’re shivering, they can’t believe they forgot their coat in a time like this. the icy slush puddles splash up on their feet, soaking through their shoes, and now their toes are numb too. huddling in on themself does nothing to add warmth, as the wind is blasting them from every direction, only making their soaked freezing clothes stick closer to their skin. and they still have so much further to walk… they give a shaky sneeze, surely to be followed by many more, even once they get home and warm up

[merrymcfuckyourself]

*dead*

“oh your poor thing” is such a versatile statement and it makes me melt in any situation

feeling for a fever and their forehead is really warm? “oh you poor thing, you have a fever”

they just sneezed and it sounded miserable/tired/wet? “oh you poor thing, need any tissues?”

or, even better, they just got finished with a coughing fit but they have to sneeze a few times “oh you poor thing, you must feel misreable/you must be really sick”

i just 💕💕

[merrymcfuckyourself]

Oh okay

UNFORTUNATELY, YOU KIDS CANNOT HAVE SUCH A PLEASANT DREAM.

FROM NOW, A NIGHTMARE WILL AWAKEN IN YOUR HEARTS.

Gotta keep trying, ‘cause every time it gets a little easier.

Phew! New part will be coming along soon!

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