merustuck

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So im NEWER to homestuck, not use to hiatuses

If I pause something for a long time I have an urge to go back and reread/rewatch

FUCKING NOPE, well maybe, dammit

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If this trickster business doesnt end in a beautiful, colorful orgy then I quit

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Still caliborn

uu: YOUR HUMAN CONCEPT OF GAYNESS. ADEQUATELY DESCRIBES THE FEELINGS I HAVE. WHEN I EMBRACE MY PERFECT FLOPPY LITTLE MAN.

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I am Caliborn, he is me.

So... how do you usually type then? JUST. NEVER MIND. Hang on. Are you saying you hold down shift with one hand, while hunting and pecking for all the letters with the other? And whenever you type a 'u' you just let go of shift?? I SAID NEVER MIND. Wow.

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Im all for rosemary

but can we just sit here and think about how close Gamzee is

NEEDS MORE GAMZEE

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ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I LAST COULD'T THIS MUCH

THAT JUST LIKE… MADE ME REALLY HAPPY OMFG KIUGDHKJSHBG

Everything is Rosemary and nothing hurts

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upd8

OH

MY

GOD!!!!!!!!!

SAIL MY SHIP!!!! SAIL!!!!!!!!!

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I AM SO DONE

ROSE: I wank you to, ROSE: Share wish me yur clumbs... ROSE: And your hearst.

I GIGGLED LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL AND SQUEED AND OMG I GOT A LITTLE AROUSED MYSELF

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THE FUCK YOU JUST LEAVE OFF AFTER TINY KAWAII HONKS

DICKSHIT

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AWW PRESHU TINY HONK GAMZEECHAN QT PLS

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Become the mayor of licksville

DAVE: i told you i dont want any of your experimental fucking spacewizard booze DAVE: id rather not go blind DAVE: then terezi will have to teach me to lick shit to see DAVE: is that what you want do you want me licking everything in sight DAVE: like oh hey mayor SLURP oh fuck youre not the mayor youre my goddamn sister

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The horse puns, way worse than the fish puns.

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OH RUFIOH

you are so fucking kawaii. god I love the nitrams

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tavros is back

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FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT OMG. I SWEAR IF INTERMISSION ENDS ANYTIME SOON IM GOING TO FUCKING FUCK SHIT POOP COCK FUCK

upd8 pls

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Only in Homestuck

Do I see Terezi with a severed Gamzee head eating her out and I dont really find that weird or morbid...

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TAVROSTAVROSTAVROSTAVROSTAVROSTAVROSTAVROS

DONT YOU TEASE ME HUSSIE, I NEEDS ME SOME TAVROS UPD8