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And he is still ugly as fuck

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I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

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It’s been the kind of day that culminated in my telling someone moments ago that the date was the fifth of Wednesday.

I hope you all have a really good fifth of Wednesday. 

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i'm hotter than i think i am but i'm also uglier than i think i am. won't elaborate

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this is literally what i think of when seeing 80% of girls/boys memes

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John Brosio - Smoking Salmon - 2001

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fashion is cyclical

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hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

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so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go

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life is actually about thanking the bus driver when you get off the bus

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does it ever get easier? (leaving warm warm bed on a monday morning)