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I think that should count, I'm going to say it counted.

I totally think in my dreams that night I did some epic world saving.

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I wonder why he interrupted, that kind of sucks though. Hopefully everything works out for the best.

I'll definitely try to remember, no worries.

So, I came back from a doctor's appointment...

Yeah, I guess she went after Kent or whateves. He interrupted like a jelly sandwich and she went off.

It’s cool. Sometimes peeps forget. It’s not always a big deal. But try anyway because sometimes I forget too.

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Guess who got a new mug! Isn't it absolutely adorable? I thought about going with beetiful but I thought the pun was a little too much.

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Definitely. You probably win the award for the best news on the dash for this week, because I highly doubt there's anything that can top that.

She said YES.

Thanks. 

What can I say? I’m the bearer of awesome news.

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What is something that you have always wanted to do but been too afraid to attempt?

I've always wanted to try to eat a whole ham, but, I don't think that will ever happen.

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I did! Since you were in Glee Club with Brittany, is it safe to assume you too went to McKinley? Everyone I've met from Glee Club seem to be pretty close... except this one girl - who really doesn't seem to like Glee Club much.

Oh why, thank you! 

So you went to McKinley? Oh, don’t worry, I don’t think I would have been friends with them either if it wasn’t because I used to be in glee club with Britt, but hey, I guess music makes extrange bed partners.. or in our case, show choir mates.

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Bees?

This is completely random but I actually love bees, honey is one of my favorite things and they are really good to have around if you garden. Like bees simply do not get enough love.

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Well, hopefully you'll get invited to the wedding and you'll get to see that. I didn't hear about Santana smacking anyone down though. Somehow that information didn't reach my dashboard....

I'll try to remember to call you Celeste, but, if I accidentally slip up and call you Jordan, I'm sorry ahead of time and you can poke me.

So, I came back from a doctor's appointment...

It’s just a total bummer. I mean, I could have totally peeked in or something if I’d been at school or at least seen the smackdown between her and baby face.

I’m Jordan, but everyone calls me Celeste.

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A lot of people weren't invited to the proposal, so, from what I understand a lot of people weren't able to make it to see it. So, don't feel bad about having a doctor's appointment and missing out, it happens.

I'm Mack, by the way, it's nice to meet you.

So, I came back from a doctor's appointment...

Only to find out that two of the three best alum Cheerios in existence got engaged and I wasn’t invited to the proposal, which is totes fine since I was at the doctor anyway, but still. It’s the principle of the situation. Like, I don’t know whether to be super excited or super disappointed. Either way, congrats because you guys made Cheerio history and now you’re gonna be like the first lesbian Cheerios couple to get married or something which is awesome! Anys, I could seriously use some questions that aren’t about my health and stuff.

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Can I just say I really love your name? Because it's really awesome. I'm not friends with Brittany or Santana but I did go to school with them - Santana graduated the same year I did actually, but we were never friends. I'm definitely glad to hear they're getting married, though. There's not a lot of things more happy then a wedding.

Hey, hi! No, I don’t think we’ve met before. My name’s Unique and you seem a true sweeatheart! Are you friends with Britt and Santana? 

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That sounds like Sue. I'm still questioning the legality of pushing students into lockers though, because you'd think there'd be some sort of law against doing things like that.

Although Sue used to get away with a lot when I was in high school, so I wouldn't be surprised if she was getting away with a lot more now that's she the principal.

Sadly, yes, she also tears apart her office at times too.

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So I took Calypso out for a walk today. Sometimes I really question this dog.

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Do you ever miss your life as a skank?

Considering the only thing I really think back fondly on from that time is the spiked jacket hanging in my closet, no, not at all.

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Do you and Quinn talk much?

Not really? I think we've literally only talked once or twice since high school. I mean, I wouldn't mind talking to Quinn, she's really awesome, it's just not something that happens a lot.

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I was, I'm not exactly proud of those years of my life to be honest. I was a pretty shitty person back then. But, I'm sure you knew that already.

That must be why I recognize you! We probably had classes together at some point. 

I wish I could stay and Lima..

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I was actually pretty to excited to see someone got engaged on my dash - like I hardly remember them from high school, just seeing them in the halls, but, I'm glad to hear something's going right in the world.

I'm sure you'll be invited to the wedding though.

Despite the fact that I'm mildly offended that I wasn't part of the special day...

I wish both brides to be all of my congratulations and best wishes! My two favorite people making it official at last, can’t wait for the wedding!

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I definitely have to agree with you there.

I don't think i've seen you around before? I'm The Mack, and it's an absolute pleasure to meet you!

Things that will always be awesome as liquid superstay lipstick no matter how much time has passed: announcing your engagement making a very convenient reference to Beyoncé’s greatest hit of all times Single Ladies. So congratulations to the brides to be, and let the bachelorette party ideas flow!