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Ghost Adventures Starters

"I hate the basement. I'm just putting that out there."

"I've come a long way to talk to you because I think you're a piece of crap."

"Is this spirit being a smartass?"

"You look great for being... not alive."

"Ghosts don't even like me."

"It's cold, it's dark, and it's exciting as hell!"

"Are you banging your head on the wall?"

"Something is up here, gathering all the power it can."

"If this is the portal of hell, why don't you come up out of that ground and get us?"

"Here I am in the sugar shack!"

"I hope you can hear me up there in the damned attic!"

"I can't wait to get locked in here."

"Dude, he's kinda creeping me out. No joke."

"Have you ever heard of those guys who wear jackets when it's really, really hot out?"

"I can't believe they left me out here, all by myself, with this music playing."

"Wait, am I standing on his grave?"

"I have respect for all spirits... except for you."

"I just wanna see where the massacre took place."

"This right here is like putting holy water on a demon."

"I'm just pumped! Are you guys pumped?"

"I smell beautiful."

"Do you see that? Because I can't, either."

"You have reached your final desination. Hell."

"This is tougher than it looks on tv, trust me."

"This is beyond dangerous. I don't recommend anybody do this."

"It was probably the most dangerous, craziest thing we've ever done."

"Hey, we're just lost. We need a place to stay."

"Thank you for knocking."

"I've got a teddy bear for you!"

"Were you stabbed in this room, Sir?"

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Amy’s so cute~ .:*・°☆.

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Send me a ‘🎨’ for an aesthetic or mood collage for our muses.

If applicable, send a verse too!

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x

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Send “👀” to find my muse wearing nothing but an oversized shirt.

Send “+👀 “ for the reverse. 

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Said During D&D Starter Meme

Wine isn’t flammable enough. You need vodka or something.

Am I allowed to dance on her grave?

Look, I’m all for destroying things, but…

Are you still on the ceiling?

Are you /more/ or /less/ undead than [name]?

If you’re still alive by then, go ahead.

I will explain nothing. You must discover.

I know it was rude, okay?

I’m not happy about this, okay? I don’t like hurting people!

How many miles per hour is that?

There’s blood everywhere!

What’s a good song for this situation?

Will you seek revenge?

This is a family-friendly establishment, sir.

This is the third time you’ve run away over the course of this fight, if you’re keeping track.

That doesn’t count as a costume, it’s just a hat.

He’s all talk. He’s never actually killed you.

Wait, do you not have any money?

Well, maybe the demon has devoured multiple people.

He is not a scaredy cat.

None of us came here to fight a vampire.

What happened? Where are you?

Who did she get murdered by?

The vampire killed her, but not with his mouth.

You killed her! You set the fire she died in!

Doesn’t he know that tweets can be 140 characters?

Are there any other figures of authority?

This entire town wants to kill me, so I owe them nothing.

Wolves aren’t necessarily considered townsfolk. Can they vote?

Who do you report to?

These people don’t like us.

I don’t know what we can even do to help them.

That’s not my name and you know it.

This is by far the worst contract I have ever been on.

Now everybody wants to steal!

I’m not a thief, I’m a lady. And an arsonist.

It’s a bonfire.

Is the frog a good guy or a bad guy?

I feel like we’ve accomplished nothing.

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lets put the bed sheets over our heads we'll be spooky ghosts together in our beds in our beds

lets take the bed sheets off of our heads lets fall back together in our bed and kiss each other like humans.

winnie x samiel. / @highanxieties

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          because the other one broke???

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i tried out the bisexual label and i like it! it works super well because i am bisexual

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people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

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stunning trash

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x

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Multi-Muse Meme

Which muses have their driver’s license?

And how many can drive stick shift?

Which muse would make the best parent?

Which muse cries the most?

Which muse never cries?

Which muse is the most ticklish?

Which muse is the best singer?

Which muses live on their own? (Don’t live with their parents anymore.)

Which muse is the bravest?

Which muse is the biggest scaredycat?

Which muse is best at sports?

Which muse is the smartest?

Which muse is the dumbest?

Which muse has the biggest dick?

Which muse has the biggest breasts?

Which muse is the strongest?

Which muse is the weakest?

Which muses can’t whistle?

Which muses need glasses to some extent? (All the time/for reading, etc.)

Which muses have sent nudes before?

Which muses are left-handed? 

Which muses prefer bathing over showering?

Which muses belong to a religion?

Which muses bite their nails?

Which muses can’t ride a bike?

Which muses can change a tire? 

Which muses can’t swim?

Which muse is the clumsiest?

And which is the most elegant?

Which muses are parents?

Which muses speak another language than English? Which language(s)?

Which muses can cook?

Which muses rely on frozen dinners and take-out?

Which muses can play an instrument?

Which muses have had surgery before?

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no happy muses we put our muses through the incinerator like men