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The Roll of a Lifetime: How Dimension 20 Sold Out Madison Square Garden

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Can’t wait for, like, 2025 when we look back on the 2018/2019 era and say “hey, remember when we were all really freaking depressed? That was a crazy time! Glad we aren’t like that anymore”

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Dog

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Lou Wilson the man that you are

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I know everyone's disappointed about an American Pope but I think it was a tactical choice. It makes it easier to return to the US in order to complete his first mission as Pope:

To avenge Pope Francis and take out JD Vance

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not all character interpretations are valid some of you are sexist

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Maybe we’ll get to see the first American pope in history be the first pope to excommunicate the US vice president

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Life imitates art

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There's something so hetero poisoned about the way people think of bdsm like when they aren't actively in Gay Kink Community & are just Posting. Some of you are still equating dominance -> penetration -> masculinity & you think doms aren't people with emotional needs & it's all soooo... what are we doing here. Certainly not having sex, I hope. Your booktok daddy dom doesn't exist you're gonna get a weird faggot with complexes and you need to cherish them

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exactly

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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*

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WHY does the inner ear have a direct line to your stomach? What evolutionary advantage is there to throwing up when you're dizzy?

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Vatican employee: oh hey u guys are back early

Cardinal: pope’s a yank

Vatican employee: what?

Cardinal: *loading a pistol and getting back in the Sistine Chapel* pope’s a yank

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Everyone's like "The new Pope isnt welcoming to gay people and has covered up child abuse" like. Fork found in kitchen?

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every once in a while some stupid ass transphobe will reblog one of my posts to bitch about trans people and they slap all their little tags on it like "RADFEMS DO INTERACT" "RADFEMS PLEASE TOUCH" "RADFEMS I'M BEGGING" "RADFEMS I'M SO LONELY" and sometimes that does result in a spate of just absolutely vile shit in my notes and a long blocking spree, but other times just. fucking nothing happens at all. and that's always so funny to me, I think it's so funny when there's a terf who's just so rancid that even the other terfs hate their dumb ass. aww that's so sad I can't believe you aren't making friends in the hate movement. dumbass.

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let's find comfort with mama