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metalcatholic · 15 hours
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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something
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metalcatholic · 18 hours
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Remember guys if you think that milk chocolate should be considered evil because it is not as good as dark chocolate you are participating in the ancient heresy of Gnosticism thank you goodnight
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metalcatholic · 18 hours
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You are correct. OP currently has the passenger window open in case she pukes
I went to get a second drink at a bar and the bartender asked if I wanted and single or double. I said “well I’m not the one driving” and I think he gave me a quadruple
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metalcatholic · 19 hours
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I have a blister on my elbow???
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metalcatholic · 19 hours
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I went to get a second drink at a bar and the bartender asked if I wanted and single or double. I said “well I’m not the one driving” and I think he gave me a quadruple
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metalcatholic · 22 hours
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metalcatholic · 2 days
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sitting in a hot car will fix me
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metalcatholic · 2 days
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so at what point do I see a medical provider
I’m having hypersensitivity of the trigeminal nerve on one side of my face and am contemplating bashing my head in with a brick
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metalcatholic · 2 days
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yeah i could go for a beverage
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metalcatholic · 2 days
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I’m having hypersensitivity of the trigeminal nerve on one side of my face and am contemplating bashing my head in with a brick
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metalcatholic · 3 days
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my favorite Farscape dynamic, but badly drawn over this meme
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metalcatholic · 3 days
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Why do doctors and nurses get so mad when people talk about medical malpractice and abuse/neglect they received at the hands of medical experts? Could you imagine if someone who was wrongfully convicted was like “My defense attorney totally failed me and I lost 15 years of my life because of it. He dropped the ball, failed to represent me or collect and organize the evidence that would have cleared me.” and every lawyer in the world was in their comments like “Maybe you WANTED to go to jail and he could see it. It was YOUR responsibility to make sure he knew you weren’t actually guilty. There was absolutely nothing he could have done to prove your innocence since he refused to run the DNA that would have cleared you. Why are you lying to make us look bad?”
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metalcatholic · 3 days
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I love getting new music like yay killing and violence
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metalcatholic · 3 days
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I finished my final level 1 fieldwork today! In roughly two weeks I will be starting my first level 2 fieldwork where I’ll be taking over the caseload of a full time occupational therapist. 😳
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metalcatholic · 5 days
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the one thing holding me back from being a pediatric occupational therapist is my inability to shove my voice into a higher register
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metalcatholic · 5 days
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Bruh I didn't have my own room until I was like 12. And it was half the size of the one pictured lol
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metalcatholic · 5 days
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So true
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