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May I offer up Optiratch (Optimus Prime x Ratchet)?

“Patience, old friend,” Optimus murmurs, nuzzling his face deeper into the cables of Ratchet’s neck. “Mhm. Five more minutes.”

“Do not ‘old friend’ me,” Ratchet grumbles, trying to get his leg underneath him enough to push at Optimus’ broad chest. Predictably, it does nothing. “Shift change is in five minutes!”

“The world will not end if you’re a little late, my dear,” Optimus says, hugging Ratchet tighter.

“That’s what you think,” Ratchet growls. The more he contorts in his efforts to escape, the tighter Optimus holds him.

Ratchet has never once been and never will be at the mercy of his Prime- and he’s not above fighting dirty.

Jamming his fingers into the crook of Optimus’ elbow, he hooks two under sensitive wires and tugs.

Optimus yelps and his arms fly open, giving Ratchet the perfect opportunity to swing himself off the berth and out of arm’s reach.

“Well, since that’s over, I’ll be going now,” Ratchet says triumphantly, checking his internal chronometer. He’s still got two minutes, if he hustles he can-

-a grappling hook wraps tight around his waist, sending him flying right back into Optimus’ waiting arms.

“That was low,” he mutters once he’s got a secure hold on Ratchet again.

“That was necessary,” Ratchet snaps back, squirming to try and get an arm free. “I have to go to work!”

Just then, a comm crackles through from First Aid. .:Ratchet, where are you:.

Ratchet growls his displeasure, while Optimus gives a resounding purr in return. “Pain in my ass,” he mutters. .:Prime-shaped obstacle blocking my way. I should be there soon:.

.:No worries!:. First Aid chirps. .:Take as long as you need, you’re all good:.

Ratchet growls again, and feels Optimus smile against his backplate. “That sounded like you don’t need to rush, my love.”

“No, I actually needed to be there an hour ago-”

“Mhm, no,” Optimus drawls, curling tighter around Ratchet.

Ratchet is not giving up. No, no, he’s simply biding his time. Soon, he’ll escape.

Just five more minutes.

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asurei

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YES many dynamics have like 7 of these at once. but i'm in A Mood. tell me about ur faves and their awful bullshit.

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you hand me weed and i crush it in my fist and open the bottom of my fist and let a beautiful bowl of kief sprinkle out

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I think it's important to occasionally make fun of Deer Skull Christian God Pomegranate type writing for the exact same reason that you have to actually write that sort of thing. You have to develop an original voice as an author and that will inevitably take you through the Faux Gothic Melodrama Swamps.

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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead

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I don't care if this is real or not, i want this to be known as "having a rowling"

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I need that reddit post where it's like "what's the weirdest thing that happened to you as a sex worker?" And the girl is like "I had one guy who took me to a motel and we didn't have sex but he told me to watch him run around the room" and then someone asks "was he fast?" And she's like "scary fast haha"

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Chardee truther for life

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(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

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My brain.. i thinkign….Wjat if therobors were yrui…..

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i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

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Re reading the original hunger games is so funny bcus katniss can literally read haymitch's mind like what. I'm dying of thirst but haymitch hasn't sent me water, that must mean that there's some nearby!! And one kiss is one pot of broth!! Like she even acknowledges that it's strange when she's like oh to peeta this would just be a pot of broth. Haymitch will give her one look and katniss knows immediately what he means and she's right every time

Meanwhile peeta is like your dress really suits you and you look nice :) and katniss is like he's trying to kill me

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