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Zaddy video with English subtitles added 😄

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i think i'm in love with her

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Wining and Dining Fine Shit Tonight

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i miss izzy :(

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THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY (2001 - 2003) dir. Peter Jackson

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Sharing one of two pieces I did for Sailing the Rainbow Sea zine curated by the amazing @monica-rysik-art 😘

Here's my take on EdStede's wedding 🥹💜🩵💛🧡

Donate to any LGBTQIA+ charity to get the full zine (+ NSFW addendum 👀) 🌊🐚

Happy pride month!!! 🏳️‍🌈🦄🏳️‍⚧️

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Martin Freeman

(with help from onlyforthepressed, celebreceipts, sophiekingawesome, australian-diaspora , theoriginalitgirl, and whatfandomisitanyway)

His ENTIRE performance in Ali G Indahouse was super racist and classist. Here are a few clips to give you a taste, the entire movie is on Netflix instant.

“When I moved up here this woman I know said, ‘Ooh! There are a lot of whiteys up there’, and I said, 'I love white people; I’ve no problem with them at all. The idea was that I was going to complain because there weren’t enough blues dances out here; not enough ragga around. But I’m not bothered by it.”

“Multiculturalism hasn’t and doesn’t help, because rightly or wrongly it polarises people so much. Racism is one thing and I don’t agree with that in any form but noticing that there are differences is normal and fine and to be encouraged.”

“We’ve reached a state now where it’s, 'You shouldn’t notice. Why are you noticing he’s got a bomb and has a beard and is Muslim and wants to kill your family?”

“There is no country in the world like this. If all of a sudden all the traffic wardens in Ghana were Welsh, they’d really notice and might not love it.  We give ourselves a hard time in this country in a sort of mea culpa way. But if we were that racist, people wouldn’t come. Very simple.”

“I really liked hip-hop until the gangsta rap took over. I come from a time when not every rap record was ’[n-word]’ this and ’[n-worda]’ that; an earlier socially and morally conscious hip-hop sensibility, when it was, 'Don’t call people [n-word]’. But now it's [n-word], [n-word], [n-word]  and it’s not funny or interesting politically, artistically or socially. I really don’t like it.” (Note that he didn’t say “n-word”, he said the actual word itself).

“The funny thing about the acting business is that there are more p**fs in it than you can have hot dinners thrown at you. But no one is out. It’s not so bad here, but in Hollywood? Jesus Christ. Why don’t they just admit it? No one cares if they’re gay or not. I certainly don’t.”

“I met Lucy Liu at the Emmy’s who was charming, but very ugly.  She’s a dog, come on, she’s a very unattractive woman.”

“Standing outside a location trailer is Martin Freeman. He is notably not wearing the safety helmets that are mandatory for everyone else on set, and is in the middle of explaining to one of the Sherlock runners – who is wearing her safety helmet – just why this is. “I’m a big fish, you see, love,” he says, sipping at his tea. “I’m… Johnny Big Bollocks. And you’re… you’re… what’s that stuff whales eat? Krill. You’re krill. Location krill. Krill wears a helmet.” ”

“He makes a comment about Una Stubbs that it would be inappropriate to repeat in The Times. (“I’ve been flirting with Una,” he concludes, after the bad story. “Well, it’s actually sexual aggression, but I often find the line between the two quite blurry.””

How his partner Amanda Abbington describes their first meeting: “Martin walked in and I just had a thunderbolt. It  dawned on me: "Oh, God it’s him!” We flirted with each other all day and when I went home he texted me, saying “You left and I wasn’t done flirting with you. That’s a bit rude”, which I thought was really smooth.“

”I’ve got drugs. I can just make them [mimes falling over]. Slip them something in their goblet. Some will get offended by that now, because they’ll call it rape or whatever. But, you know, for me it’s a helping hand.“

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Hero and Leander (M)

Pairing; Alex Law, (fem) Reader Warnings; SMUT, unprotected PiV (wrap it freaks), AFAB reader, subby alex law is best alex law, kisses, cursing, just- Friends to Lovers. Alex is down-fucking-bad Word count; 3.4k

Summary; After inviting you over to work on homework together, Alex begins to understand Juliet when she compared his love for you to Hero and Leander. 

THIS IS NOT EDITED

Alex was never good at his studies, he could never fully understand what his professors wanted him to if it was anything other than journalism. 

You’ve known Alex since your sophomore year of college. And now, being a senior, you still weren’t used to his bold flirting or the fact you still find random pieces of women’s clothing on the floor when you visit. 

Graduation was just around the corner, the professors ramping up on homework and projects, swamping you in essay after essay about pointless things you were never going to use after you left the classroom. 

Alex had invited you over when you talked on the phone that morning, saying you both could help each other while Juliet and David were both out at work. To him, it was the perfect excuse to have all of your undivided attention for himself. For you, it was the perfect plan to get done with your hardest essay to date. 

Laying on his bed, your legs crossed under you as your eyes narrowed at the lined page in front of you, Alex knew his determination to get any of his homework done was off of the table. Especially after moaning something about your professor and how it was making you rethink your decision on going to college.

You had on his favorite sweat pants of yours, a baggy old T-shirt, and no makeup on. With your class textbook splayed out next to your open notebook, Alex couldn’t help but think you were the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen.

Alex couldn’t keep his legs still, his foot fidgeting, licking and biting at his lips, picking at the edges of his nails. He was nervous that you would notice, and you would do your normal thing of grabbing his hands and asking him what was wrong. 

How could he explain to you that he was so head over heels for you, that Juliet compared his infatuation with you to Hero and Leander. 

At first, he was offended. How dare she compare him to a swooning man who fell so in love with a priestess that he would swim across an ocean just to see her each night? 

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my poor cannibal is sad :((

prints, stickers, aprons (lol) available on my redbubble

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A thing I try to remember about Hannibal Lecter is that when he says god would drop a church on a room full of beloved grandmas and laugh about his abuse of power. What he means is, god would murder a little girl in the cruelest manner imaginable then feed that little girl to her brother. Her brother who was a stange little boy that no one understood. A little boy who had no human connections but that little girl. A little boy who as elder brother was supposed to protect that little girl.

He means he believes god did that, destroyed his sister, his life, future, and universe, not because god works in mysterious ways, but because God works in obviously cruel and capricious ways, because god enjoys the power of destroying the innocent and faithful. He's saying that he has looked at the world, seen the worst and best of humanity, and the only conclusion he could come to was that god thinks hurting his creations is funny.

He has a god complex not because he believes he is a god, not even because he believes he is capable of being as cruel and arbitrary as God.

Hannibal Lecter has a god complex because he believes that a god who would kill a child cruely, and deliver an even more cruel fate on another child for no reason but because he could, does not deserve honoring. He believes that any god that would do such a thing, should not be worshipped, that he should be unseated entirely.

Like Kronos, utterly destroyed for his cruelty to children

He defies god because he believes god should be defied. He worships Will in defiance of god because even as a flawed human who is vicious, vengeful, petty, and mistrusting, even with all his human flaws, Will Graham is more just then god, more reticent to kill then god.

He worships Will Graham as his own personal god of love, death, and war bc he believes Will Graham is more worthy of worship then god.

And that is one hell of a thing

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HANNIBAL (2013-2015) 3.06: Dolce, dir. Vincenzo Natali.

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will literally had a gun on him in this scene but still let himself get stabbed because hannibal was finally holding him, albeit while driving a knife into his stomach. he only really starts crying in pain when hannibal lets him go and calls abigail over. 😭

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Chris: “Suck my middle fucking finger”

Me: 👀 “I mean… if you insist sir”

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The reason Hannibal feels so betrayed when Will uses Matthew Brown to try to kill him isn’t just because Will wants to take his life- that idea pleases him. He derives pleasure in seeing Will succumb to his violent impulses. Will knows that too, in all of his fantasies where he kills Hannibal: Hannibal is smiling, ecstatic that Will reciprocates.

The reason Hannibal feels betrayed is because Will uses a proxy. There’s this random man he’s never met vying for Will’s attention, who pretends to understand him but doesn’t. By using Brown, Will is robbing Hannibal of the intimacy of violence. To Hannibal, the violence in their relationship is beautiful because it’s between two equals. Hannibal has never experienced this before. Most humans are nothing but meat to him. Will is the exception. Acts of attempted murder and cannibalism are acts of devotion and all-consuming love. Hannibal is pleased when he asks Will how he would kill him and Will says “with my hands,” because he finally has Will’s attention.

But by using Brown, Will is rebuking Hannibal. He is distancing himself from him. It’s just like how he goes from calling him Hannibal to Dr. Lecter. He is enacting cruelty onto Hannibal by depriving him of any closeness. Will calls him “doctor” or Dr. Lecter when he first meets him, when he is framed and imprisoned, and when Hannibal is in prison. The bars (or clear glass) represents how Will is holding Hannibal at arms length.

“But will she see through the bars of his plight and ache for him?”- Dante

It’s the same reason Hannibal is hurt in Mizumono. Will warned him the FBI was coming, because he wanted Hannibal to get away. But Hannibal is betrayed because Will won’t run away with him. Hannibal stops wanting to play with Will. He craves equality between the each of them. The reason he is crucified and bled on a cross is because he is betrayed by Judas, who twists a sign of love (a kiss, an attempted murder) into an act of cruelty.

TLDR: Hannibal uses violence as a form of attention and communication. When Will uses a proxy, he is denying him that attention.

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I am once again, very unwell. (being consumed by queer fictional couples) (being absolutely deranged and enthralled by romantic ships that are definitely going to leave me in agony)

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Aaaaaaaa geez, s1e7 "Sorbet" is so brutal. Hannibal goes to Bedelia and she's like, "Oh your human veil is so nice but it must be lonely" and Hannibal is all smiles because of course, he loves being acknowledged just like everybody else so then he's like "I have friends, we're friendly" and she's like "you're my patient and colleague, we aren't friends" and to soothe that burn, she gives him some champagne? wine? Anyway he asks for something pink.

Then Will comes to see him and Hannibal's indirectly poking around asking, "Am I your therapist or are we having conversations?" and it's so embarrassing, but then Will's like "Yes, is the answer to that" all vague, and you're like phew. Okay, fine. THEN they get to discussing the Chesapeake Ripper and Hannibal alludes to maybe the Ripper not being a solo criminal and, Will, BRUTALLY, goes "Oh now HE has a friend?" And then he LAUGHS. And it's infuriating too because where does Will freaking Graham get off laughing at the Ripper being friendless, the only vague friendship he has IS with the Ripper!

Even prison didn't do Hannibal this dirty. Having his toilet taken away? If this was me, this day alone would give me pre-sleep anxiety for the next 2 decades