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LOVE being overdressed. Obsessed with it, actually. “Who you all dressed up for?” You, bitch, are we going to Cane’s or not? “Do you have an event today?” Yes, it’s called going to the grocery store.

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please watch this video of real ass complaints alex hirsch got for his work on gravity falls, it is comically bad

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“Baby giraffe meets his father and the herd for the first time. Watch the parents embrace at the end.”

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Ah, please don’t fret so much, Master Dialga… even your siblings, Palkia and Girlbossia, are no threat to our continued survival

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A comedienne (x)

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hey. Wanna download me?

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This is the worst thing I’ve seen in a whole

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Twiggy, photographed by Bert Stern, 1967.

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Everybody lied to me when I got engaged. Being married is fuckin great.

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Here’s another art tip, this time about some easy things you can do to draw your eyes more realistically (if that’s what you want).

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deepthroating the bong because I got confused

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Moths.

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