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*THROWS 3 MORE GEESE AT CHAOS SONIC*

KICKS EACH ONE INTO THE VOID

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THINK FAST CHAOS SONIC

*YEETS A GOOSE AT HIM AT MACH 10*

" AJDJSJ WHAT THE HELL- "

Chaos manages to catch the random goose thanks to his incredible lightning reflexes. He stares for a moment..Before he just throws it into the sky. Straight into the clouds. Yeah.

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*Shuffles over to Chaos Sonic*

Daddy?

" ..Do I LOOK LIKE- "

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“Damm. Guess they can’t resist your body, Huh?” Sudden appearance of Devil behind Chaos, hovering above the ground and resting an arm on his head. He, seemed to be joking there- or close to that, maybe just messing around.

" Well, I guess I'm just sooo irresistible for some! "

He chuckled, as he swatted Devil's arm away from his head.

" Seriously though, these people are freaks. Anyway, enough about me! What's been going on with you? "

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Coming for your robotic body Chaos

" You get the FUCK away from my body. "

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h-hewwo?

" Heyy!! (^.^) "

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VERY LONG POST SHITPOST WITH. ALL MY SONIC MUSES.

" Which one of you was gonna tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water. "

" ..You were putting it in cold water? "

" Shadow. Answer the question, Shadow. "

" Yeah? I thought for 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the.."tea-ification" process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason. "

" You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes? "

" Why are you. Putting it in the MICROWAVE. To BOIL it. "

" Do you think I have the patience to boil water on a stove. "

" IT TAKES LESS THAN A MINUTE. "

" Shard, is your stove top powered by the FUCKING SUN?! "

" HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE?! "

" LIKE, 7 MINUTES? "

" Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in like 2 minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan. "

" CRYING, you're putting the whole mug on the stove?! ON MEDIUM HEAT?! YOU'RE STOVE IS ENCHANTED. "

" Everybody here is a lunatic. "

" DOES NOBODY HERE OWN A GOD DAMN KETTLE. "

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Chaos seemed to take a bit of joy in the reaction Devil made. He simply chuckled at the sudden jump Devil did, before tilting his head at him. As he began to talk, Chaos simply smiled to everything he said, still keeping his arm around Devil's shoulder.

If he was being honest, Chaos didn't have any reason to visit Devil. He just..simply wanted to. Mainly to annoy Devil. But, come on, is it so strange to visit a friend? Chaos simply chuckled at Devil's comment, letting go of him, smiling. Well- It seemed like he was.

" Awh, come on! I just wanted to visit a friend! When has it ever been rude to pay a little visit? "

Yeah. Still energetic as ever.

He let Devil poke at his screen a few times. But after a few seconds, Chaos quickly grabbed onto Devil's wrist in an attempt to just..stop him from poking at the screen so much. And, he held onto Devil's wrist pretty tight. But, he only continued to smile, as he tilted his head.

" Hey, I know you missed me! After all, who would forget this face? I'm a very recognizable guy. "

The robot soon let go of Devil's wrist, as he flicked at the paper over his face once. Just for fun.

" So, anything interesting happen with you? "

Don't mind Chaos, he just..randomly appeared behind Devil, swinging an arm around his shoulders. Still had that very energetic expression on his screen.

" Hey again! Hope 'ya didn't forget about me! "

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“ghhvjMOTHAFU-“ Devil’s body instantly did a jump at the sudden voice, his eye shrinking in size for a moment. He was going to turn and gaze at the robotic hedgehog to find out who it was but stopped as soon as that action happened, and after a bit of analysis of the voice and situation, Devil could recall who it is which that made him slowly stop being tense and let out a groan out of annoyance for his own reaction. “Oh, it’s you-..again.” He kind of mumbled that last word, soon gazing at Chaos after saying that. “Of course I wouldn’t. My memory is perfect unlike others.” Devil huffed quietly after stating that, his tone perhaps being a bit sarcastic, yet giving a hint of his mood not exactly..being the best. Being visited again by this robot was certainly confusing and surprising in part, as it is something he’d never expect, but also something he can’t really gain something from him or something of the sorts. “Hi, I guess. Let me guess, you felt soo lonely that your option was to visit a demon?” Devil added, a lil attempt to mock him maybe- but also to find something out in his own way. Other than that, Devil started poking his screen when he started speaking again, like..non-stop-

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THE-DEVIL-AND-THE-ANGEL—

Welp, he tried. Besides, Chaos was..decently cool to him. Annoying and boring since..well, technically can’t make him suffer or something yet- but he at least seems to not be the usual good guy stuff. “Oh, I don’t know. You aren’t that interesting. I mean- I wouldn’t forget someone who amuses me, after all!-” Devil’s tone leaned a bit to being a playful one, definitely grinning a bit. He soon poked his face once in return, staring for a moment as if thinking, only to let out a huff. “Ugh, finee. You will be the only exception. And I do happen to be a biit intrigued about you and the things you do, sooo you are lucky~!” It was all he could manage to say, finding no need to answer to the rest. As soon as he spoke, a small idea came to his mind, which that made him let out a low hum as he folded the paper back to his head. Devil didn’t really have a neck, he only had one eye and whenever his teeth can be seen, they are pretty much very sharp. “Say..Are you good in faking being friendly? And..all that stuff- or well, more exactly backstabbing stuff but, whatever.”

Chaos simply let go of Devil after a few more seconds. He curiously watched Devil take off his little paper, now pretty excited. Wow, he was lucky. Now he didn't have to be so curious anymore!

As Devil revealed his face, Chaos stayed silent for a moment. He soon chuckled, before placing a finger on his chin, in a 'thinking' type of motion.

" Ooh, creepy! I like it! The razor sharp teeth are a really great touch there. "

Chaos simply laughed, before tilting his head at Devil's question. Hm. Well, that kinda came out of nowhere. But, who is he to avoid a question? That would just be so rude!

" Well, of course I do! I was programmed to be the best! I can do anything you think of! "

Chaos said very confidently. He had such a huge ego, and seemed to take pride in it.

" Why do you ask? You got someone you need me to get rid of? Ooh, that sounds exciting! Give me all the details! "

Wow. Very energetic guy.

Randomly appears behind Devil, and wraps an arm around their shoulders.

" Heyy! You didn't forget about me, did 'ya? "

He is simply here to annoy the shit out of Devil.

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Devil kind of just, did an unholy screech- He is totally not startled by the sudden appearance and action, yeah, totally nope- “WHO THE HEL-“ He soon stopped speaking upon realizing who it is, quickly doing a quiet ahem to himself before narrowing his eye for a moment. Acting like they don’t remember Chaos could maybe make his company not be too enjoyable, but saying that they still remember him would probably be the same..hm..Devil supposed he’d do the first option, mainly because he can. He just has to sound convincing enough and leave aside the usual mocking and stuff. “I don’t know you, a n d only cool ppl can be that close.” It was all he stated before he just attempted to move his arm away from himself, only to then cross his arms. Hopefully the blunt-like tone and probably different behavior too would be helpful in a way, even though it isn’t something easy to keep for a while.

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Chaos instantly laughed at Devil, pulling him a bit closer. Chaos tilted his head at Devil, definitely just wanting to have some fun. And annoy Devil in the process.

" You're funny! I know you remember me. How could you forget this face? "

Chaos simply pointed to himself, doing a small wink. Jeez.

The robot stared at Devil for a moment, before poking him about..3 times, near the paper in front of his face.

" Still not gonna show me on what's behind that little paper of yours? What, you afraid I'm gonna reveal some dark and mysterious secret you have under there? If you reaally don't want me to see what's under that paper you have there, you must be hiding something extreme! Ooh, it just makes me more curious! "

Chaos poked at Devil once more, curious and enthusiastic.

" Come ooon, just a peek? I promise I won't tell!~ "

Randomly appears behind Devil, and wraps an arm around their shoulders.

" Heyy! You didn't forget about me, did 'ya? "

He is simply here to annoy the shit out of Devil.

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Devil kind of just, did an unholy screech- He is totally not startled by the sudden appearance and action, yeah, totally nope- “WHO THE HEL-“ He soon stopped speaking upon realizing who it is, quickly doing a quiet ahem to himself before narrowing his eye for a moment. Acting like they don’t remember Chaos could maybe make his company not be too enjoyable, but saying that they still remember him would probably be the same..hm..Devil supposed he’d do the first option, mainly because he can. He just has to sound convincing enough and leave aside the usual mocking and stuff. “I don’t know you, a n d only cool ppl can be that close.” It was all he stated before he just attempted to move his arm away from himself, only to then cross his arms. Hopefully the blunt-like tone and probably different behavior too would be helpful in a way, even though it isn’t something easy to keep for a while.

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" TERF is a slur to SILENCE you? Well, I sure do wish it worked! "

" Shut the fuck up. "

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THE-DEVIL-AND-THE-ANGEL–

“The truth always stings, Blueberry.” He did a mocking blep, even though it was mostly hidden by the paper. He soon raised a brow, gazing at his own hand for a moment then back at Chaos, soon starting to hover with the help of his wings and the fire of his hand ceasing seconds later. He casually hovered a bit away from Chaos when the leaning happened, most likely to try and get him to fall even if it will most likely not happen. “And you are supposed to be a ‘better version’ of Sonic? Pff. You are way worse than that hedgehog! Pretty sure your creators did a mistake and are weak asf. ‘Oh Chaos Sonic, defeat Sonic! We are soooo weak and need our mama boo hoo-‘“ He said as he hovered around Chaos, soon staying behind him only to grab a hold of his ears and move them around, most likely trying to both mess with him and anger him. “Honestly? I thought you’d end that crybaby for once. Like, Why bother with your enemy’s family member? Doesn’t mean they are your family too or something. And, By how you are and all? Definitely weak asf and slow too. You wouldn’t beat anyone- AND nobody would be there for you. Why? You aren’t close to anyone nor have anything good! Not worth for anyone to lose time. Hah, bet your creators would be disappointed in you for losing fights and replace you with another robot! Besides, there can only be one annoyance in this whole damn existence, and that’s me. Don’t care about strength, nor you, nor anything lol. Bet you wouldn’t win a fight against any Exe.” Yeah no, he was, probably taking this too far-

Chaos laughed at Devil, seeming to be having a good time. For whatever God damn reason. Nobody should be having a good time during this. What the fuck.

" Hey, I'm not just here to get rid of that hedgehog. I'm here to totally replace him! I'll be a way better image than that failure! "

Chaos tilted his head at Devil for a moment. He stared at Devil for about..10 seconds? Like he was analyzing him. After that short time, Chaos immediately went back to his talking, definitely trying to annoy Devil.

" Hey, don't act like you're all so high and powerful, Devil. Last time I checked, that hedgehog totally beat your ass the first time you two met! Jeez, that little dark form he had was certainly an experience on your end! "

Don't ask how he got that information. He just can do that.

" Maybe YOU should be the one to get rid of him, since you think I'm sooo horrible at doing it! Although, you did fail miserably when you first tried to fight him. You couldn't even get one hit in! I would love to see the fight again, just so I can watch you fail over and over again! "

Chaos simply chuckled to himself.

" If anything, you're much more of a failure than I am! Talking about how nobody would be there for me? Let's talk about you! Nobody would willingly come into your life, even if you begged them to! You're just THAT pathetic! True, I couldn't defeat an EXE, but YOU couldn't even last one second against that faker of mine! God, you really are a pathetic one, aren't you? Honestly, I'm almost starting to feel bad! Maybe work on your own skills, and then we'll talk about mine. "

..Okay, Chaos is probably taking it way too far.

Pokes at Devil. About 4 or 5 times, just to get a reaction.

" What's with the paper? You hiding something? "

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This isn’t annoying. This, isn’t- Devil took a small yet sharp breath, forcing a small grin on their face at first. Sure, the pokes weren’t bothering him at all but- it wasn’t something pleasing at all. “Are you brain-dead or what? Oh wait- you don’t have a brain!” He said both sarcastically and mockingly, as he returned the pokes to one of his eyes. “Oh I don’t know. It wouldn’t be fun to simply tell you, after all! For real though. I don’t owe you any answers for silly questions, Blueberry Wannabe.” He added, the forced grin not being forced anymore, like if Devil were proud of his own choice of words and looking forward to any reaction he considers enjoyable/funny.

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Devil narrowed his eye for a moment, a low ‘tch.’ kind of sound escaping from him. “At least I’m not some weird rip off of Metal and that hedgehog unlike you.” He huffed after he spoke. He seemed to allow Chaos to do the first action but when it came to the poke of the paper, it was interrupted by a tight grip to his wrist while the hand seemed to be..burning-? seems like there was fire covering their hand seconds later of that happening, although it was probably not too hot to even cause any harm. “Watch but no touch. Unless you show what’s under that screen-like head of yours first! Or give me someone’s head, either works.” It was all he had to add, unamused about that comment. He simply didn’t wish to be oh-so-friendly at all nor have the risk of his eye getting poked.

Chaos instantly perked his head up, having a small shocked expression on his monitor.

" Rip-off? Ooh, that stings! "

Chaos laughed, definitely not taking this whole situation seriously.

As Devil's hand started to burn, Chaos simply perked his head up. Other than that, he had no reaction. Chaos looked at Devil, and simply stared. His eyes on the monitor then turned to a more cheerful expression, leaning at Devil a bit.

" I could always rip off YOUR head! That way, I don't have to listen to your voice anymore! "

He quickly pulled away from Devil's grip, slapping his hand away, and tilting his head. Huh. Surprising on how strong he was.

" Also, was that supposed to do something? I didn't even feel a thing. You could have at least made it a bit more hotter! That was just child's play! Although, the attempt was nice. "

He was obviously referring to the fire. And Chaos was definitely just trying to get on Devil's nerves. Chaos simply placed his hands behind his back, smiling.

Pokes at Devil. About 4 or 5 times, just to get a reaction.

" What's with the paper? You hiding something? "

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This isn’t annoying. This, isn’t- Devil took a small yet sharp breath, forcing a small grin on their face at first. Sure, the pokes weren’t bothering him at all but- it wasn’t something pleasing at all. “Are you brain-dead or what? Oh wait- you don’t have a brain!” He said both sarcastically and mockingly, as he returned the pokes to one of his eyes. “Oh I don’t know. It wouldn’t be fun to simply tell you, after all! For real though. I don’t owe you any answers for silly questions, Blueberry Wannabe.” He added, the forced grin not being forced anymore, like if Devil were proud of his own choice of words and looking forward to any reaction he considers enjoyable/funny.

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Chaos simply tilted their head at Devil, not really having a reaction to his words. As Chaos was being poked, the robot simply twitched his head for a split second, staring.

As Devil finished speaking, Chaos stared. And stared. It went on for a while..Before he just immediately burst out laughing. After a few seconds, he managed to regain himself. If he had a mouth, he would definitely have a huge grin on his face.

" WOW! Is that REALLY the best insult you could come up with? Jeez, you really can run out of ideas fast! "

Chaos simply swung an arm around Devil's shoulders, and pulling him in a bit closer. He poked at the paper in Devil's face, tilting his head.

" I could just keep asking you until you tell me! Or I could just rip that paper off, and see what you're hiding under there. You must look hideous if you have to hide yourself under a measly piece of paper! "

The robot chuckled, getting a kick out of all of this.

Pokes at Devil. About 4 or 5 times, just to get a reaction.

" What's with the paper? You hiding something? "

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(TWO LITTLE SHITS TOGETHER, WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO.)

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This isn’t annoying. This, isn’t- Devil took a small yet sharp breath, forcing a small grin on their face at first. Sure, the pokes weren’t bothering him at all but- it wasn’t something pleasing at all. “Are you brain-dead or what? Oh wait- you don’t have a brain!” He said both sarcastically and mockingly, as he returned the pokes to one of his eyes. “Oh I don’t know. It wouldn’t be fun to simply tell you, after all! For real though. I don’t owe you any answers for silly questions, Blueberry Wannabe.” He added, the forced grin not being forced anymore, like if Devil were proud of his own choice of words and looking forward to any reaction he considers enjoyable/funny.

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BAHAHAHA HASTA LA VISTA BABY- *Yeets to Hawaii*

" NO WAIT AHSHDNDJA WHAT THE FUCK "

Nice knowing you.

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Bet. I’m making you be a plushy and send you to Hawaii-

" wait WHAT. "

SCREAMS.

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Baby shark doo doo baby shark doo doo-

You are not allowed to end the hedhog <3

" I'd like to see you stop me!! "

Why was he so enthusiastic about ending someone.