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This guy always takes his chocolate art to the next level!!... Omg!!

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I think a cocaine addiction is more ethical than owning four homes in the new york metro area.

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here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

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My dad posted this on fb and almost got into a boomer internet fight trying to explain that Greece has an island called Lesbos

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someone: [has a fun hobby related to dolls, stuffed animals, animatronics, toys, puppets, low poly renders, sculpture, etc etc and posts about it online]

one million geek idiots on this site: This is so scary. This is so fucked up. This is the worst thing ive ever seen in my life. I cant look at this i feel like im going to die. Why does this exist. Op why would you do this. Kill it with fire. Im fucking shaking oh my god. I’m in a liminal space and this cursed revolting creature is ripping off all my limbs. Op do you take constructive criticism. I have no creativity, a really shitty sense of humor, and am rude

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im getting my oil changed and i heard the mechanic go "tee hee hee". whats happening

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as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

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It's extremely rare for me to not post something because it's too bad. But this was a 4 edible situation

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if i made one for savage, then maul deserved too

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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

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