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so true

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what about his wario heart

“made in wario” is a really upsetting thing to call a game

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wario and cannoli fucked. in moley’s house

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why does that say moley at the end. i didnt type that

okay found a long play and watched all cutscenes with Cannoli in them that I could find I could find because the pacing in the game is horrendous

I see but also am I little bored by it, Cannoli has that sort of hatred of wario for upstaging him in his family buniess and steals his wand and the obsession feel more a crisis of self worth due to the pressure to live up to the family legacy. A person who's disgusted by someone else's natural talent when they've been training there lives for it

Meanwhile wario doesn't really give a single fuck and us just in for the greed and fame. Cause that's his character

rivals to lovers hasn't been my thing but this feels like the equivalent of talking to a brick wall

although i do like tiramisu there fun for the most part

thog dont caare

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pacing in the game is only horrendous if you let it be. you are weak and wont survive the yaoi winter. moley

okay found a long play and watched all cutscenes with Cannoli in them that I could find I could find because the pacing in the game is horrendous

I see but also am I little bored by it, Cannoli has that sort of hatred of wario for upstaging him in his family buniess and steals his wand and the obsession feel more a crisis of self worth due to the pressure to live up to the family legacy. A person who's disgusted by someone else's natural talent when they've been training there lives for it

Meanwhile wario doesn't really give a single fuck and us just in for the greed and fame. Cause that's his character

rivals to lovers hasn't been my thing but this feels like the equivalent of talking to a brick wall

although i do like tiramisu there fun for the most part

thog dont caare

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imagine they just become mainstays in the series and the category “tiaramisu’s microgames” is created on super mario wiki one day

NEED a master of disguise sequel. god please

carpaccio invents a kind of reverse-telmet type invention that brings the cast of the silver zephyr to life in the real world and they all crash at wario’s place and he’s like super pissed about it

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i am a bad puffball and i deserve no tomato

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jackenstein being the tutorial for the titan fight because play/pretend can help prepare you for actual hard/difficult times… and jackenstein is a Halloween decoration… the holiday entirely based on playing with scary/uncomforting things… runs into a wall and leaves a me shaped impression

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theres like. a difference between ships that are probably unethical (adult/minor pairings, incestual pairings, mirror world counterpart pairings, abusive pairings) and ships that i specifically dislike for personal reasons. like. metasusie has the subtext of a colonizer abusing an indigenous person but skirfluff just reminds me of old faces i'd rather not remember. so keep that in mind!

what are some kirby ships that are not like. bad but are definitely very unusual picks

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kris goes to popstar just to stand around for a little while as a cute little fellow. then they go home

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hey guys something’s wrong with my copy of kirby forgotten land

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the "chat is a pronoun" discourse is captivating to me because it goes so far beyond ordinary misinformation

like imagine if suddenly there was a wave of posts saying that Dogs Are Birds, like "omg you guys i just realized dogs are actually birds!!!" and any time anybody said "theyre mammals, not birds" dozens of people would get super defensive about it and make snide condescending posts/comments like "KNOWLEDGE is knowing that dogs arent birds, WISDOM is knowing that taxonomy is fake and all organisms are whatever you want them to be forever, peace and love on planet earth," and they would keep posting about how Dogs Are Totally Birds because "well dogs are majestic and have beautiful voices, like birds" and if you pointed out that those qualities are immeasurable (& have nothing to do with being a bird) and that metric could categorize most animals (& several things that arent animals) as 'birds' they would call you a gatekeeping elitist and say "let people enjoy things" or some thesaurused equivalent, and maybe someone would also say "we're just having a Laff, it's just a fun game dont be so Serious" but they (and a non-insignificant number of other people) otherwise speak as if they believe with conviction that Dogs Really Are Birds, and this is Really Big & Exciting News because Dogs Are The First 4-Legged Bird, and then when people who know biology made posts explaining in-depth what taxonomy is & why dogs arent birds theyd start getting asks like "what about cats, are cats birds??" "are hamsters birds?" "what about sharks??" "i think flies are birds because they have wings." and then imagine this all persisted for more than half a year

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what are some kirby ships that are not like. bad but are definitely very unusual picks

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"which ship is better? [ship the only thing you know about is that one of your friends has it blacklisted] or [ship you blacklisted yourself]"

FOURTH ANSWER: I FIGHT THE TROLLEY

"which ship is better? [blacklisted ship] or [blacklisted ship]"

THIRD ANSWER: I KILL MYSELF AT THE GATES OF JUSTICE