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its a mystery

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Parin Cashmony

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[City of Shiokawa, Japan. 198X]

Something strange is happening in our town...

WORLD OF HORROR

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Carrying around big tits is hard but honest work

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Markiplier - Trying Korean, Russian, and American MREs - sentence starters

1. “No matter where you are in the world, no matter who you are, you need food to survive. That’s just truth.” 

2. “You can’t order a pizza when you’re in the middle of a war zone.” 

3. “I actually don’t know how to do any of this….” 

4. “I love how they shaped it like bread. I mean, it is bread, but I love how they shaped it like a loaf of bread.” 

5. “Here’s the complicated instructions. You get all that? Cool.” 

6. “Let’s frickin’ go for it, ______. I’m not here to pussyfoot around, I’m here to eat.” 

7. “Very squished, but smells delightful.” 

8. “I don’t like how I can smell it through the plastic. That’s probably not a good sign.” 

9. “This is supposed to be ______. Remember that. That is what this is supposed to be.” 

10. “I can’t even come close to reading ______, so I might do this completely wrong.” 

11. “I just realized that I won’t be able to read any of this, so I really don’t know what this says.” 

12. “We have tub of… meat, I think.” 

13. “Once you get past the exoskeleton, that’s a decent cracker.” 

14. “Kind of smushed. Kind of leaking. I don’t know if I trust this one.” 

15. “I’m a professional _____ and I know exactly what I’m doing at all times. So, uh… don’t do this.” 

16. “I’ve been instructed to not eat this, based on research that I am doing it completely wrong.” 

17. “This doesn’t taste like anything. What did I just put in my glass?” 

18. “None of these are a recognizable food, so I don’t know what to trust.” 

19. “If that was the drink mix, what the hell did I put in that last cup of water?” 

20. “You don’t tell a soul about this, okay? I’m going to put a doily on here. I’m going to put a doily on here, no one’s ever going to know about it, okay?” 

21. “These are the worst spoons of the bunch! These spoons are awful!” 

22. “When in doubt, add heat, right?” 

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I keep a lot of shit to myself because in reality nobody really gives a fuck.

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All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.