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legendary ancient spears collected: 0/10

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Its time to free the River Russian

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The rank above lieutenant properly ought to be lieulandlord but the dastardly woke left commucrats won't allow it

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In an effort to curb highway congestion, officials in Denver have replaced a highway interchange with an eight-story-tall, twenty-armed, falcon-headed creature of unknown origin, who lifts and places cars into their desired lanes through telepathic ability/guessing. While driver feedback has been 'mixed', officials say daytime vehicular carbon emissions have already fallen by ten percent.

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sparta seems like perhaps one of the worst societies imaginable

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extremely funny to me that harley quinns real name is apparently harleen quinzel, a name that sounds less real that harley quinn. they should do that with more comic characters. batman real name batthew manning. daredevil real name darius devilson. doctor strange real name. well okay that one doesnt count.

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And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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I feel like this is true with most fruit salads in general

cantaloupe pisses me off because it's basically just a fine fruit, but people are always like "just put the melons together" so they put it in with the watermelon and it makes the watermelon taste worse.

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btw the amount of Gazans who have been killed while standing in line waiting for fucking food and water (875 civilians) has surpassed the Israeli civilian death toll of Oct. 7 (736 civilians)

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Massive Serpent " eats the night" , plunges world into a beautiful shining abyss where all seeing creatures are conjoined in their blindness

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its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now

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Photographer Debbie Parker captured this lightning strike in West Virginia. - Author: sco-go

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the procrastinator’s mind will invent distractions you’ve never conceived of in order to avoid tasks even a dog could do.

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Verily, man, this wizard peace is splendid. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "spirits o' field and vineyard" or something along those lines, and every one around him was showered in fresh-baked pastries and loaves, had their cups fill with aged wine, and then were soothed by a warm summer breeze. The minstrels didn't even sing his praises, that's what a joyous time this is. And here I've just been casting calming dew and level 2 aura of cheer. I think I just heard "power word: dessert" two groups over. I gotta get over there.