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An experiment. Will you please reblog or like this post if you are an RP blog?

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Groups included with the likes if you could. I’d love to get an idea of how many people are writers on here and just how big the RP side of tumblr is.

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Reblog this if your muse is not human

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robot lobster

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When you say the right words in the wrong order

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Are crack ships OK?

Doing an experiment. Reblog if you have an OTP.

If you don’t reblog…

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Pink-cutemallow liked for a reactiviated starter

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Heavy Lobster had been offline for many years. Ever since Kirby had saved Popstar again( hopefully for good), many things had happened. Meta Kight and his team had disbanded, returning to their hometowns to spend the rest of their lives with family and friends. This left the mecha to rust in a corner of its quarters.

The door to said quarters was boarded, chained, and rusted shut, however both it and the hangar nearby were due for renovations to be turned into a museum.

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Reblog if you’re OK with people sending you asks about your OCs, ‘sonas or even about yourself

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Like/reblog for a reactivated starter

Reactivated meaning Heavy Lobster has been inactive for a long time and has been worn down a bit with age, but came back online to find things are different (i.e.: The Meta Kightmares have disbanded, Dedede has retired, etc.)

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maybe do Heavy Lobster & Meta Knight with Forsaken?

A good set of colors for these two. I admit, it was quite challenging at first but it ended up being pretty fun.

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Badly describe my muse in my inbox

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I’ve seen that neopets brush art challenge going around (I wish I could link it but they seem to have changed url/deactivated) and it was missing the newer brushes, so here’s the full list from the Rainbow Pool ! 

I also added some “brushes” for the other colours that are only obtainable through other methods. Have fun!

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Hal: It was… kinda the only costume that would fit, hope you still like it! I think you look great in it!

(@everynowandthenkyurem)

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Get to know Heavy Lobster

Basics:

Name: Heavy Lobster

Alias(es): HL( dedede) Lob( Kirby once called them that)

Age: N/A

Date of birth: Unknown

Place of birth: Meta Knight’s fortress

Hometown: See previous response

Spoken Language(s): English, binary, hexadecimal, and basic Spanish

Sexuality: Asexual

Occupation(s): Guard, heavy lifting personel

Appearance:

Eyes: Lime green, changes with modes

Hair Color: N/A

Height: Approx. 1.5 meters

Scars: none

Burns: none

Overweight?: N!A

Underweight?: N/A

Favorite color(s): #5280d1, #7d0400, #37ff00

Favorite hair color(s): none/indifferent

Favorite eye color(s): none/indifferent

Favorite song: Demons by Imagine Dragons

Favorite movie: N/A

Favorite TV show: N/A but has caught glimpses of Chopped while out and about

Favorite food: N/A

Favorite drink: Does diesel count?

Favorite book: N/A

Have they...

Passed university/college?: No, never went to college

Done a little bang bang in bed?: No

Done a little bang bang in public?: HELL NO

Got pregnant?: No

Kissed a boy?: No

Kissed a girl?: No

Gotten a tattoo( or more)?: Not yet

Gotten piercings?: No

Had their heart broken?: No

Been in love?: Not yet

Stayed up for more than 24 hours?: Yes, they currently hold the record at 306.25

Are they...

A virgin?: Yes

A cuddler?: Depends, but yes

A kisser: No

Scared easily?: No

Jealous easily?: No

Trustworthy?: I would trust them with my life

Dominant?: N/A

Submissive?: N/A

In love?: No

Single?: Yes

Random questions:

Have they harmed themselves?: No

Have they thought of suicide?: Once, but would prefer not to go into detail

Have they attempted suicide?: No

Have they wanted to kill someone?: Not of their own will

Have they driven a car?: Look at them and tell me they can drive a car

Have they had or have a job?: See response to Occupation(s)

Do they have any fears?: Yes, for some reason a fear of candles was programmed into them

Family relations:

Parents: Meta Knight( designer) Mace Knight and Lance knight( builders)

Adoptive parents: N/A

Pets: N/A

Etc.: Heavy Lobster accidentally shot Mace Knight in the chest during construction, was in a coma for a week.

Tagged by: Hijacked from: @noblehaltmannsecretary

Tagging: Whoever wants to do this

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Sad scene meme! I made more of this. You can use it!

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This blog’s birthday was four days ago, anybody got a late birthday present for Heavy Lobster?

The blog is one year old.

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