My name's Teddy. 24 years and I'm still pranking everyone within a ten foot radius. You've been warned, darling.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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[Nods eagerly.] I can work with that.


Alright, lesson one. Do whatever you want.
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[Moves as if he might protest but gives in.] I... No. Not really. Well... It's a pastime of sorts. Keeps my mind off of things.
If our house wasn’t already out in the middle of nowhere, I’m sure it would help to keep the muggles away. [shrugs her shoulders, then reaches down to flip over his parchment, looking at the drawing] So, do you always draw?
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Look on the bright side, they probably scare a lot of creatures away. Maybe people too, but that's not necessarily a bad thing.

It’s weird. I think it’s because our house was originally built in the 1800’s, and apparently, putting gargoyles all over every damn thing was popular. I think they’re hideous and make our house look haunted, but whatever.

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Don't you worry, now - I'm a quick learner.
Oh, no. It has taken me years of practice to achieve this level of ‘give no fuckery’.
#I was going to make a joke to the effect of 'he's quick at other things too' but decided against it
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It means - never mind.
That's fascinating. Why so many? Are you forming a collection?
What does that even mean? [raises an eyebrow] Are you a goblin fanatic or something? We have statues of them all around our house.
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Fanart of goblins. [Turns it over, smiling.]
Oh, look at that. We’ve got an artist on our hands. What are you drawing?
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Must I be the mediator? It is in terribly poor taste for the prankster to lecture the young.
Well, when you put it that way I'd be a fool not to tell her.
You better, someone needs to stop James and Al fighting with each othe and Uncle Harry just gives up.
I think it would be a good idea, if you don’t she’ll just be annoyed and do you really want the person who has to make you all better being pissed at you?
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[Raises his eyebrows.] I like that attitude. Must learn to regard reputations in the same way.

Eh, who needs a reputation.

I sure as hell don’t.
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Comedy gold, and also detrimental to my reputation.


No, why? I feel like those would be cinematic gold!
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I can only imagine. I'll make it to the next one, I promise.
I... I suppose it might be the right thing to do. Letting her know, I mean.
Aw no, that’s rubbish. You missed out on some good fun. Well… you know… Weasley Potter fun…
Have you pre-warned Vic that you’ll be in the hospital wing again? Your plotting has a habit of ending up there.
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Oh god, I will pay to avoid those ever entering your field of vision.


A little piano playing Lupin…I’d pay to see that one.
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I was quite ill, I'm afraid. And I'm astonished - how did you know?

Never fear, I assure you that no harm will come to anyone you care about. Except maybe me. But only if I miscalculated.
How come you weren’t at the family dinner? And don’t joke, I bet you’ve hung from a gargoyle before.
Plotting? Oh that doesn’t sound too safe…
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What can I say, the ability to make someone laugh is a wonderful one indeed.

It’s really lovely how much you really appreciates my humor.

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"A Teddy thing". I ... I suppose that works. [Tries not to laugh, fails miserably.]

A Teddy thing brought to us by Andromeda Tonks?

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Follow your heart!

[blinks, looking at him with a confused expression on her face] Huh? So can I eat jelly slugs or not?

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What would you call it, if not a bad habit?

Uhuh, if you say so.

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I'm sure there are some recordings back from when my nan used to force me to play piano.


Now, how do you know that? I’m going to need proof.
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