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Wolverine being confirmed as a boy kisser by Hugh Jackman.

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fuck you :rehydrates your wolverine:

cheeky pic available here on twitter ;) tumblr-safe version below cut

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hey a quick shout out to transmascs who want to get a phalloplasty. mfs are so toxic to you for wanting a dick which imo is stupid as shit. live ur life!! u deserve your dick!!!! don’t let mfs who don’t understand judge u for vibing!!!!!! I hope your current or future healing goes well and it makes you love yourself even more than you currently do

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Soap: You’re a fucking PAIN IN THE ARSE!

Graves: Well, I’m sorry for being too rough last night.

Soap: …

Graves, winks at him.

Ghost, takes his gun out.

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Just had some fucking boner worthy avocado toast I'm not even kidding it was so fucking delicious I think I came a little

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omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

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dean, hands tied behind his back, ass up face down, panting, drooling, jizzing: dean winchester is saved!

castiel, sighing knot deep in dean's fleshy cock hole: do you have to say that everytime?

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16 is the magic number! Time for season 16!

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*training recruits*

Soap: First lesson: We test your reflexes

Ghost: *launches from behind a building and throws an American football, nailing a recruit in the chest*

Soap: YOU CALL THAT A CATCH??

Recruit: *laying on the ground in pain*

Graves, watching from the sidelines: Oh he can throw a ball- OH CAN HE THROW A BALL

Nik: Oh... this takes me back

Price: To Mac's drills. Man was brutal

Nik: I see you took his lessons to heart

Price: He was throwing rocks. At least I threw balls at the boys

Nik: ... you threw a wrench at me

Price: Shh shh- Gaz is coming with the softballs

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logan chewing on wade's leg like a chew toy, absolutely demolishing it, purring contently: :3

wade, sitting legless on the couch, cooing: awww look how cute he is!

everyone else at the dinner party:

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okay but what about wade stumbling into the van helsing timeline during his wolverine search. van helsing!logan thinking he's stumbled upon another vampire, staking wade to the ground, utterly horrified that he won't die and wade just smiling up under the firm grip, dizzily in love

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Price: Are you capable of feeling shame?

Ghost who had stepped outside of a meeting only to loudly have a dirty conversation with Soap on the phone: 'Course not. Why would I when you have set the example?

Price: ... carry on

Laswell, sitting next to Price: Wait wait- What example??

Price, standing: Lunch sounds good. What about you, Simon?

Ghost: Sounds delightful, sir

Laswell: WHAT EXAMPLE??

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yeet

skrrrrtttt

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Some doodles for you beautiful people

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Trump was shot at again! NYTimes has updated articles concerning FBI investigation

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'Donald Trump assassination attempt 2: electric boogaloo was not on my 2024 bingo card.' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

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Happy 9/11

Have some respect, my father died in 9/11