metempsychosis-osha

[metempsychosis-osha]

The cat starts wandering around

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There's a black cat, wandering around the basement

*Vern walks up to it carefully*

Heya cat, who are you. God, What is with random strangers and showing up here nowadays? First it was a Minotaur with a pickaxe, then it was some girl, THEN it was a turtle, and now a cat? I have got to lock that door better.

Anyways, how’re you doing?

[metempsychosis-osha]

The cat shakes its head. It seems that it's aware of what won't work

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There's a black cat, wandering around the basement

*Vern walks up to it carefully*

Heya cat, who are you. God, What is with random strangers and showing up here nowadays? First it was a Minotaur with a pickaxe, then it was some girl, THEN it was a turtle, and now a cat? I have got to lock that door better.

Anyways, how’re you doing?

[metempsychosis-osha]

The cat lets out what sounds like a sigh, and scratches something into the floor. After a few minutes, it can be seen to read "Enchanted"

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There's a black cat, wandering around the basement

*Vern walks up to it carefully*

Heya cat, who are you. God, What is with random strangers and showing up here nowadays? First it was a Minotaur with a pickaxe, then it was some girl, THEN it was a turtle, and now a cat? I have got to lock that door better.

Anyways, how’re you doing?

[metempsychosis-osha]

The cat looks at the sword, and after a few seconds, it vanishes. Unfortunately for Vern's scissors, the collar is enchanted, and the scissors will break as soon as they try to cut the material

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There's a black cat, wandering around the basement

*Vern walks up to it carefully*

Heya cat, who are you. God, What is with random strangers and showing up here nowadays? First it was a Minotaur with a pickaxe, then it was some girl, THEN it was a turtle, and now a cat? I have got to lock that door better.

Anyways, how’re you doing?

[metempsychosis-osha]

The sword comes down, slicing the horns off, and the cat leaps away, as the horns are seemingly pulled out from its side, and the wound closes.

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There's a black cat, wandering around the basement

*Vern walks up to it carefully*

Heya cat, who are you. God, What is with random strangers and showing up here nowadays? First it was a Minotaur with a pickaxe, then it was some girl, THEN it was a turtle, and now a cat? I have got to lock that door better.

Anyways, how’re you doing?

[metempsychosis-osha]

The cat leaps over it, as a sword appears out of thin air. As the cat's eyes glow, the sword slashes at the beast, gashing its side

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There's a black cat, wandering around the basement

*Vern walks up to it carefully*

Heya cat, who are you. God, What is with random strangers and showing up here nowadays? First it was a Minotaur with a pickaxe, then it was some girl, THEN it was a turtle, and now a cat? I have got to lock that door better.

Anyways, how’re you doing?

[metempsychosis-osha]

The cat looks back at the source of the snarling, and hisses in return

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There's a black cat, wandering around the basement

*Vern walks up to it carefully*

Heya cat, who are you. God, What is with random strangers and showing up here nowadays? First it was a Minotaur with a pickaxe, then it was some girl, THEN it was a turtle, and now a cat? I have got to lock that door better.

Anyways, how’re you doing?

[metempsychosis-osha]

"Mrrow"

Either way, the collar will not come off

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There's a black cat, wandering around the basement

*Vern walks up to it carefully*

Heya cat, who are you. God, What is with random strangers and showing up here nowadays? First it was a Minotaur with a pickaxe, then it was some girl, THEN it was a turtle, and now a cat? I have got to lock that door better.

Anyways, how’re you doing?

[metempsychosis-osha]

The cat scratches at its collar, blue and yellow, with gold accents. The collar doesn't budge

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There's a black cat, wandering around the basement

*Vern walks up to it carefully*

Heya cat, who are you. God, What is with random strangers and showing up here nowadays? First it was a Minotaur with a pickaxe, then it was some girl, THEN it was a turtle, and now a cat? I have got to lock that door better.

Anyways, how’re you doing?

[metempsychosis-osha]

"Mrrow!"

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There's a black cat, wandering around the basement

*Vern walks up to it carefully*

Heya cat, who are you. God, What is with random strangers and showing up here nowadays? First it was a Minotaur with a pickaxe, then it was some girl, THEN it was a turtle, and now a cat? I have got to lock that door better.

Anyways, how’re you doing?

[metempsychosis-osha]

"Mriaow"

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There's a black cat, wandering around the basement

*Vern walks up to it carefully*

Heya cat, who are you. God, What is with random strangers and showing up here nowadays? First it was a Minotaur with a pickaxe, then it was some girl, THEN it was a turtle, and now a cat? I have got to lock that door better.

Anyways, how’re you doing?

[metempsychosis-osha]

"Mriaow"

The cat trots off...

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There is a black cat wandering around

aww,,,, ktiy,,, psspspsp

[metempsychosis-osha]

The cat continues scratching at the collar, which doesn't move at all

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There is a black cat wandering around

aww,,,, ktiy,,, psspspsp

[metempsychosis-osha]

The cat seems to do the closest thing to a shrug, before scratching at the collar

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There is a black cat wandering around

aww,,,, ktiy,,, psspspsp

[metempsychosis-osha]

The cat looks directly into her eyes, meows thirteen times, and jumps off the wall

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There is a black cat wandering around

aww,,,, ktiy,,, psspspsp

[metempsychosis-osha]

"Miaow!"

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There is a black cat wandering around

aww,,,, ktiy,,, psspspsp

[metempsychosis-osha]

There's a blue and yellow collar around the cat's neck, with accents coloured gold. A silver tag on the collar is simply marked with a pawprint engraving

(@metempsychosis-osha)

There is a black cat wandering around

aww,,,, ktiy,,, psspspsp