artist | he/him | minor | safe space :) | banner picture not mine| i post random things at random times be warned
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract. And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.
So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.
311K notes
·
View notes
Text
I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more
383K notes
·
View notes
Text
Imagine if you had a neighbour who keeps performing songs from Phantom of the Opera in his apartment every night, by himself but accompanied by a parrot, which he has taught to sing Christine's part. Admittedly it's kind of obnoxious but you are far too baffled to even be properly annoyed. And also you don't want to confront someone with that kind of power and determination. So every once in a while you just hear this guy dramatically bellow
"SING FOR ME!"
[ASTONISHINGLY HIGH-PITCHED PARROT SHRIEK]
60K notes
·
View notes
Text
they’ve been forcing us to write “customized notes” on every drink at work and now they’re having store meetings + coaching us on what we can and can’t write bc someone drew a pig on a cop’s coffee and tbh that’s on starbucks for not foreseeing this outcome.
16K notes
·
View notes
Text
Toby's mask is smiling, Masky's is neutral, Hoodie's is frowning. Maybe the Slenderman is just collecting different facial expressions
152 notes
·
View notes
Text




YAHOO IT'S @ecto-implosion TIME!!
I got to work with the very awesome @tumblehcendrum for this one! I'll update this post when they have their partner fic up :) ehehe I love a good dramatic identity reveal
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
good evening to everyone deranged over a piece of vampire media
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
what am I supposed to do with the information about Edwin being the inventor of recycling in the FNAF universe honestly
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
I think I'm hilarious. Anyways, happy let Papyrus say fuck day !!
5K notes
·
View notes