metilspayde
Used To Be Pretty Introverted
Until I got bit by a radioactive social butterfly (jk still introverted)22, they/themAsk me anything
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hey atheists
if god doesn't exist how come I have this fucking picture of him?
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no amount of budgeting will make up for the fact that we simply do not make enough money
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oh look, another pokemon knock off mobile gAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3
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Do you have any favorite examples of bizarre sexual dimorphism in nature?
sure do!
the blanket octopus is a wonderous creature. reaching about two meters in length, the females glide majestically through the tropical south seas, trailing two huge vibrant coattail cloaks of fused tentacle webbing behind them!
they use their brightly-colored cloak as an intimidation factor, tricking predator and prey alike into thinking that they're MUCH bigger than they actually are! look at this, would you mess with this?? I would not mess with this.
the males, on the other tentacle arm, are about an inch long.
*squeaky toy noise*
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i think we need to start saying "same hat" again. weve forgotten the yaoi
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Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.
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