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Did someone order this ball?

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Do you have a list of any good smut fics where dan and Phil get caught

Hmmm I don’t have any where they get caught but if you want a good list of smut I would go to @phanfictioncatalogue bc they have literally everything

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If you can’t be environmentally friendly, don’t do the crime

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yall haven’t written the next chapter of ur fanfic and it really shows

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when you die you go to the mii plaza

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college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

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SOMETIMES I FEEL I’VE GOT TO

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no i cant FUCKING come into work right now im being goth. idiot.

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The only good article Cosmo has ever done

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this is genuinely the FUNNIEST thing i’ve seen all day

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currently adding dan to the list of fathers who abandoned me

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