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i'm making ants drink whiskey

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why don’t you coquette a job 🤨

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it’s 2014 can taylor swift stop

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before you respond to anon hate resend it to yourself with a carefully placed typo that you can then mock at their expense

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how it felt being an animal collective fan at age 14

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dude they need to make a poop water perfume i love the smell of it so bad one of the best smells on earth ik its basically just chlorine but its addicting

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hi im tyler previously ardourie i just got mass reported by zionist who accused me of being a nazi for saying the n word on my blog (i am a black trans person) so uh. if you could spread this so i could get my mutuals back thatd be cool, i might change my username again as this is kinda a placeholder but erm help…oh if you’re a mutual can you please send an ask with an emoji ill follow back thanks

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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding

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if you hate house music you are going to hell

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this picture is so funny to me like the faggot radiating off this image is so warm i could heat my home… he literally went to home depot and bought the finest grade finnish wood 1x12 that cost at least $15 and then put it in a tiny plastic bag…. camp

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We finally did it, y’all! We’re married 💍

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whatever

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