metrovirus
metrovirus
[blog run by a bag of dirt]
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Julian. 18. Asian. Gay/ or more. Genderneutral. Brooklyn.  Really love boys, poetry, and spaghetti.
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metrovirus · 28 days ago
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metrovirus · 28 days ago
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odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice
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metrovirus · 1 month ago
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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.
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metrovirus · 1 month ago
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metrovirus · 2 months ago
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I missed most of the Iraq war due to being a baby, but every time I read about it I start wondering why we aren’t all talking about it all of the time
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metrovirus · 2 months ago
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metrovirus · 4 months ago
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Happy Halloween
pretty sure horror had a better year than most of us. here's some of my art about a few favorite films/releases (though sh2 is something i will draw forever until i die, but i love any excuse to be hype about it)
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metrovirus · 4 months ago
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metrovirus · 5 months ago
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metrovirus · 5 months ago
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metrovirus · 5 months ago
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my jaw hit the floor
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metrovirus · 5 months ago
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metrovirus · 5 months ago
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metrovirus · 5 months ago
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metrovirus · 5 months ago
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5 simple exercises to awaken dormant muscles
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metrovirus · 5 months ago
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metrovirus · 5 months ago
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